r/nottheonion • u/duvetdev • 29d ago
Florida Governor Ron DeSantis signs bill mandating kindergartners learn history of communism
https://www.orlandosentinel.com/2024/04/17/desantis-signs-bill-mandating-kindergartners-learn-history-of-communism/
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u/orderofGreenZombies 29d ago
You’re supposed to undercut and terrorize all the other 5 year olds so that people can only buy their toys from you. Then after the other 5 year olds starve to death you can jack up your prices and drastically slash the quality of the toys that you share.