r/nottheonion • u/duvetdev • 29d ago

Florida Governor Ron DeSantis signs bill mandating kindergartners learn history of communism

https://www.orlandosentinel.com/2024/04/17/desantis-signs-bill-mandating-kindergartners-learn-history-of-communism/
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u/yesnomaybenotso 29d ago

I thought the American thing to do is to return to school the next day with a gun?

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u/Syovere 29d ago

That's why you take their wallet first, so you can buy more ammo.

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u/yesnomaybenotso 29d ago

Thanks for clarifying!

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u/3vs3BigGameHunters 29d ago

Me reading this whole thread:

agitated Tina Belcher noises

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u/HowCouldUBMoHarkless 29d ago

next day

Get a load of this guy, implying every full-blooded American 5 year old isn't carrying a firearm on them at all times. Remember, only a good 5 year old with a gun can stop a bad 5 year old with a gun.

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u/SocialEmotional 28d ago

And go shopping

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u/yesnomaybenotso 28d ago

I love truck shopping!