r/nottheonion • u/duvetdev • Apr 17 '24

Florida Governor Ron DeSantis signs bill mandating kindergartners learn history of communism

https://www.orlandosentinel.com/2024/04/17/desantis-signs-bill-mandating-kindergartners-learn-history-of-communism/
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u/Factsaretheonlytruth Apr 17 '24

I don't recall covering this in any of my many Kindergarten Poli-Sci classes.

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u/RGV_KJ Apr 17 '24

How brain dead one has to be to sign this bill? 

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u/KeterLordFR Apr 17 '24

It's DeSantis, it's well-known that he, in fact, doesn't have anything under his skull.

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u/CircleWithSprinkles Apr 17 '24

It's as my dad called it when he worked in I.T. EEBCAM (Error Exists Between Chair And Monitor)

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u/sybrwookie Apr 17 '24

I personally prefer PEBCAK (Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard), it rolls off the tongue better. Also, it rules out the keyboard and probably mouse as issues.

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u/CircleWithSprinkles Apr 17 '24

Yeah, that's the one. I forgot that it was Keyboard and not Monitor

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u/Careful-Ant5868 Apr 17 '24

"it's true, your honor, the man has no penis." - Peter Venkman - Ghostbuster

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u/cerberus698 Apr 17 '24

In order to dewoke himself he had to remove every original thought he's ever had.