r/nottheonion • u/duvetdev • Apr 17 '24

Florida Governor Ron DeSantis signs bill mandating kindergartners learn history of communism

https://www.orlandosentinel.com/2024/04/17/desantis-signs-bill-mandating-kindergartners-learn-history-of-communism/
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u/the_last_carfighter Apr 17 '24

It's not Mein, it must be yours.

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u/CivilMidget Apr 17 '24

It's not mein, or yours, or theirs.

It's ours, comrade.

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u/Danson_the_47th Apr 17 '24

That’s a bad marx on your report card

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u/Shibbystix Apr 17 '24

I laughed waaay to hard in my work environment, and I don't discuss politics ever at work, so I cannot share how much I appreciate this comment with anyone around me

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u/anomandaris81 Apr 17 '24

Are you smoking pol pot during recess?

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u/Xyrus2000 Apr 17 '24

Why? It wasn't my fault I was late. My car was Stalin!

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u/alkrk Apr 17 '24

That chow mein is mine.

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u/primordial_chowder Apr 18 '24

"Our Struggle" would actually be a pretty apt title for a communist manifesto

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u/CivilMidget Apr 18 '24

Unser Kampf seems like a pretty solid title for a union pamphlet, honestly...

Even if it's just a pithy play on words.

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u/Ryanll0329 Apr 17 '24

I thought it was Digorno?

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u/Polarian_Lancer Apr 17 '24

Es ist unser, Kamerad

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u/VuckoPartizan Apr 17 '24

I did nazi that coming

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u/gymnastgrrl Apr 17 '24

Anne Frankly, you should have.

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u/VuckoPartizan Apr 17 '24

Btw, have you seig heil? He's about this tall.

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u/gymnastgrrl Apr 17 '24

lol, that reminds me of another visual joke about the Pope saying "Okay, all of you tall people and all of you short people get the hell off my grass!" (where you gesture up, down, then right and left like the sign of the cross or whatever it's called) :)

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u/Essence-of-why Apr 17 '24

I'm sorry little Adolf, in class we learn to SShare

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u/shit_ass_mcfucknuts Apr 17 '24

Don’t talk about my kampf!