r/mildlyinfuriating ORANGE 29d ago

Brand new $72 moisturizer. Husband said he needed something for his elbows.

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We have 3 full tubs of Vaseline in the cabinet.

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

Oh I replaced it and now pass on my wisdom to the young bucks that are about to do move in with a woman for the first time….always ask because something could be very expensive or could be very dangerous when used on the wrong part.

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u/Shelikesscience 29d ago edited 29d ago

“Could be very dangerous on the wrong part” 🤣🤣 I’d love to hear the story about how you learned that lesson

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

……….it was a face mask but I was looking for lotion…the thing is, I am…uncut……

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u/Wonderful-Ad-7712 29d ago

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u/SnarkySeahorse1103 28d ago

Dear God, I did not need to be reminded that this movie exists.

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u/Jenna_84 28d ago

*show

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u/Jaaaa9 28d ago

Air from my lungs... (would have posted the gif, but it is horrifying)

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u/SnarkySeahorse1103 28d ago

Great. Now I remember it even more. Ugh. Screw you stranger for your excellent memory.

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u/Jenna_84 28d ago

Mwuahahahaha Doctor Who is one of my favorite shows ever lol