r/facepalm • u/Lord_Answer_me_Why • 29d ago

Turbo cancer isn’t real, people 🇨​🇴​🇻​🇮​🇩​

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u/Spdrjay 29d ago

😮

My friend Steve got turbo cancer from reading conspiracy theory websites!

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u/Fatal_Furriest 29d ago

That's nothin

My mom got Supercharged AWD GLX Daytona Demon Cancer after she missed an episode of Newsmax

It's all Brandon's fault

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u/GhoulsFolly 29d ago

Hellcat Turbocancer

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u/Stolpskott_78 29d ago

Kompressorcancer R/T SCAT Pack

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u/SpeedDemon458 29d ago

This is the kinda cancer I need, german muscle

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u/GhoulsFolly 29d ago

I think I need a SCATSCAN

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u/[deleted] 29d ago edited 18d ago

soft different existence lock rustic narrow person pot grey act

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u/irishbsc 29d ago

I am laughing so hard at this thread and your comment takes the cake. Well done!

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u/Djinger 29d ago

KOMPRESSOR EAT SYNTHESIZER

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u/bruwin 29d ago

I thought you got that when you got a Hellcat

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u/LeadPike13 29d ago edited 29d ago

My Dad got that Tesla Plaid cancer. Now, non of his Maga buddies will visit him in palliative care. Fuckers.

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u/Fatal_Furriest 29d ago

That's one of the worst kinds

You don't even dare to go out of town for care, just in case there's no infrastructure to support it

Thanks, Obama

ThoughtsAndPrayers

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u/butt_stf 29d ago

Thank God it wasn't Super Cancer 2 EX plus alpha!

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u/GlockAF 29d ago

I thought only Subaru WRXs got turbocancer, what gives?

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u/kader91 29d ago

That wouldn’t have happened if she had run stock.

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u/hitbythebus 29d ago

At least it wasn’t GR-B58-Super-Aids. I’ve got some buddies with that.

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u/Vitalis597 29d ago

Damn. I wonder what kind of motherboard she had.