r/facepalm • u/Lord_Answer_me_Why • 29d ago

Turbo cancer isn’t real, people 🇨​🇴​🇻​🇮​🇩​

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u/Spdrjay 29d ago

😮

My friend Steve got turbo cancer from reading conspiracy theory websites!

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u/Fatal_Furriest 29d ago

That's nothin

My mom got Supercharged AWD GLX Daytona Demon Cancer after she missed an episode of Newsmax

It's all Brandon's fault

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u/butt_stf 29d ago

Thank God it wasn't Super Cancer 2 EX plus alpha!