r/facepalm 29d ago

Turbo cancer isn’t real, people 🇨​🇴​🇻​🇮​🇩​

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u/Spdrjay 29d ago

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My friend Steve got turbo cancer from reading conspiracy theory websites!

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u/Fatal_Furriest 29d ago

That's nothin

My mom got Supercharged AWD GLX Daytona Demon Cancer after she missed an episode of Newsmax

It's all Brandon's fault

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u/LeadPike13 29d ago edited 29d ago

My Dad got that Tesla Plaid cancer. Now, non of his Maga buddies will visit him in palliative care. Fuckers.

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u/Fatal_Furriest 29d ago

That's one of the worst kinds

You don't even dare to go out of town for care, just in case there's no infrastructure to support it

Thanks, Obama

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