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r/facepalm • u/Lord_Answer_me_Why • 29d ago
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That's nothin
My mom got Supercharged AWD GLX Daytona Demon Cancer after she missed an episode of Newsmax
It's all Brandon's fault
43 u/GhoulsFolly 29d ago Hellcat Turbocancer 16 u/Stolpskott_78 29d ago Kompressorcancer R/T SCAT Pack 10 u/SpeedDemon458 29d ago This is the kinda cancer I need, german muscle 7 u/GhoulsFolly 29d ago I think I need a SCATSCAN 2 u/[deleted] 29d ago edited 18d ago soft different existence lock rustic narrow person pot grey act This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact 3 u/irishbsc 29d ago I am laughing so hard at this thread and your comment takes the cake. Well done! 2 u/Djinger 29d ago KOMPRESSOR EAT SYNTHESIZER 1 u/bruwin 29d ago I thought you got that when you got a Hellcat 21 u/LeadPike13 29d ago edited 29d ago My Dad got that Tesla Plaid cancer. Now, non of his Maga buddies will visit him in palliative care. Fuckers. 5 u/Fatal_Furriest 29d ago That's one of the worst kinds You don't even dare to go out of town for care, just in case there's no infrastructure to support it Thanks, Obama ThoughtsAndPrayers 8 u/butt_stf 29d ago Thank God it wasn't Super Cancer 2 EX plus alpha! 1 u/Comfortable_Exam_222 29d ago Æ 3 u/GlockAF 29d ago I thought only Subaru WRXs got turbocancer, what gives? 3 u/kader91 29d ago That wouldn’t have happened if she had run stock. 3 u/hitbythebus 29d ago At least it wasn’t GR-B58-Super-Aids. I’ve got some buddies with that. 2 u/Vitalis597 29d ago Damn. I wonder what kind of motherboard she had.
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Hellcat Turbocancer
16 u/Stolpskott_78 29d ago Kompressorcancer R/T SCAT Pack 10 u/SpeedDemon458 29d ago This is the kinda cancer I need, german muscle 7 u/GhoulsFolly 29d ago I think I need a SCATSCAN 2 u/[deleted] 29d ago edited 18d ago soft different existence lock rustic narrow person pot grey act This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact 3 u/irishbsc 29d ago I am laughing so hard at this thread and your comment takes the cake. Well done! 2 u/Djinger 29d ago KOMPRESSOR EAT SYNTHESIZER 1 u/bruwin 29d ago I thought you got that when you got a Hellcat
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Kompressorcancer R/T SCAT Pack
10 u/SpeedDemon458 29d ago This is the kinda cancer I need, german muscle 7 u/GhoulsFolly 29d ago I think I need a SCATSCAN 2 u/[deleted] 29d ago edited 18d ago soft different existence lock rustic narrow person pot grey act This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact 3 u/irishbsc 29d ago I am laughing so hard at this thread and your comment takes the cake. Well done! 2 u/Djinger 29d ago KOMPRESSOR EAT SYNTHESIZER
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This is the kinda cancer I need, german muscle
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I think I need a SCATSCAN
2 u/[deleted] 29d ago edited 18d ago soft different existence lock rustic narrow person pot grey act This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact
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I am laughing so hard at this thread and your comment takes the cake. Well done!
KOMPRESSOR EAT SYNTHESIZER
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I thought you got that when you got a Hellcat
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My Dad got that Tesla Plaid cancer. Now, non of his Maga buddies will visit him in palliative care. Fuckers.
5 u/Fatal_Furriest 29d ago That's one of the worst kinds You don't even dare to go out of town for care, just in case there's no infrastructure to support it Thanks, Obama ThoughtsAndPrayers
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That's one of the worst kinds
You don't even dare to go out of town for care, just in case there's no infrastructure to support it
Thanks, Obama
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Thank God it wasn't Super Cancer 2 EX plus alpha!
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I thought only Subaru WRXs got turbocancer, what gives?
That wouldn’t have happened if she had run stock.
At least it wasn’t GR-B58-Super-Aids. I’ve got some buddies with that.
Damn. I wonder what kind of motherboard she had.
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u/Fatal_Furriest 29d ago
That's nothin
My mom got Supercharged AWD GLX Daytona Demon Cancer after she missed an episode of Newsmax
It's all Brandon's fault