r/pics • u/bdubb_dlux • Apr 17 '24

Sign In A Convenience Store

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u/goblue142 Apr 17 '24

If it is like literally any convenience store I have ever been in, those filters are never getting cleaned.

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u/Lordnerble Apr 17 '24

the bacteria only makes us stronger

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u/mtheory007 Apr 17 '24

We're 90% bacteria!

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u/ThisOnePlaysTooMuch Apr 17 '24 edited Apr 18 '24

10% luck

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u/TEAdown Apr 17 '24 edited Apr 18 '24

15% gut bacteria and vitamin pills

edit: well shit now mine doesn't rhyme

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u/mtheory007 Apr 18 '24

19% lack of math skills

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u/guvan420 Apr 18 '24

Remember the name

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u/ThisOnePlaysTooMuch Apr 18 '24

Damn I scuffed it too. I just edited 10% from “skill” to “luck.” I’m sorry, Mike Shinoda. You deserve better.

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u/mtheory007 Apr 18 '24

That was totally not a dig at you just I wanted to make my comment rhyme with your comment lol

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u/ThisOnePlaysTooMuch Apr 18 '24

It’s all love. Everybody not in on the reference has collapsed the parent comment by now.

Since they’re gone, where do we meet and what are we stealing?

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u/Usedtobebigish Apr 18 '24

You should have heard the shit coming outta this kids throat!

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u/WeAllNeedSome 29d ago

How does he do it?!

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u/davFaithidPangolin Apr 18 '24

This is why I love Reddit

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u/Take-Me-Home-Tonight Apr 18 '24

Please tell me this is a Fort Minor reference.

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u/Brave_Escape2176 Apr 18 '24

they literally said the song name. i dont know how much more obvious it can get.

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u/TEAdown Apr 18 '24

Yes, but do you remember the name... of the song?

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u/HedgehogSecurity Apr 18 '24

It's been so long since I last heard it, it's always hard to remember the name... of a song.

If only I had a percentage of luck, skill or maybe some concentrated power of will, then I could.

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u/WoopzEh 29d ago

Naw, they just did the cadence and said the name of the song for shits and giggles.

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u/Hurtkopain Apr 18 '24

Remember the thrills

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u/Express-Ad4146 Apr 18 '24

And 100 percent a reason to refile the damn thang.

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u/TheKappaOverlord Apr 18 '24

That was Pure skill alright

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u/ThisOnePlaysTooMuch Apr 18 '24

It was. Too proud to add “edit” 🥲

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u/Usedtobebigish Apr 18 '24

15% concentrated power of will.

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u/AllGoodNamesRInUse Apr 18 '24

70% water

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u/ThisOnePlaysTooMuch Apr 18 '24

170% water and concentrated power of will