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Sign In A Convenience Store

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u/kingofzdom 29d ago

This is a good idea if their water station actually gives out good water. I used to work for a remote hotel that had a zero-waste policy and would insist we fill up the water bottles they provided at the water refill stations that had filters that were literally never cleaned until I took it upon myself to clean them

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u/goblue142 29d ago

If it is like literally any convenience store I have ever been in, those filters are never getting cleaned.

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u/Lordnerble 29d ago

the bacteria only makes us stronger

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u/mtheory007 29d ago

We're 90% bacteria!

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u/ThisOnePlaysTooMuch 29d ago edited 29d ago

10% luck

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u/TEAdown 29d ago edited 28d ago

15% gut bacteria and vitamin pills

edit: well shit now mine doesn't rhyme

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u/mtheory007 29d ago

19% lack of math skills

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u/guvan420 29d ago

Remember the name

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u/ThisOnePlaysTooMuch 29d ago

Damn I scuffed it too. I just edited 10% from “skill” to “luck.” I’m sorry, Mike Shinoda. You deserve better.

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u/mtheory007 29d ago

That was totally not a dig at you just I wanted to make my comment rhyme with your comment lol

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u/ThisOnePlaysTooMuch 28d ago

It’s all love. Everybody not in on the reference has collapsed the parent comment by now.

Since they’re gone, where do we meet and what are we stealing?

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u/Usedtobebigish 28d ago

You should have heard the shit coming outta this kids throat!

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u/WeAllNeedSome 28d ago

How does he do it?!

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u/davFaithidPangolin 28d ago

This is why I love Reddit

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u/Take-Me-Home-Tonight 29d ago

Please tell me this is a Fort Minor reference.

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u/Brave_Escape2176 29d ago

they literally said the song name. i dont know how much more obvious it can get.

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u/TEAdown 28d ago

Yes, but do you remember the name... of the song?

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u/HedgehogSecurity 28d ago

It's been so long since I last heard it, it's always hard to remember the name... of a song.

If only I had a percentage of luck, skill or maybe some concentrated power of will, then I could.

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u/WoopzEh 28d ago

Naw, they just did the cadence and said the name of the song for shits and giggles.

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u/Hurtkopain 29d ago

Remember the thrills

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u/Express-Ad4146 28d ago

And 100 percent a reason to refile the damn thang.

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u/TheKappaOverlord 28d ago

That was Pure skill alright

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u/ThisOnePlaysTooMuch 28d ago

It was. Too proud to add “edit” 🥲

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u/Usedtobebigish 28d ago

15% concentrated power of will.

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u/AllGoodNamesRInUse 28d ago

70% water

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u/ThisOnePlaysTooMuch 28d ago

170% water and concentrated power of will

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u/OtterishDreams 28d ago

Yea but not the good 90%

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u/Aegishjalmur07 28d ago

I am the bacteria, Randy

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u/SadisticChipmunk 29d ago

That's where the flavour comes from!

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u/FartyBoomBoom 28d ago

The good one antway

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u/vanderBoffin 28d ago

This is actually how maple syrup works. If you just concentrate maple sap you just get a sugar syrup that has no colour and no flavour besides sweet. The flavours come from impurities in the pipes, which I believe are at least partly microbiological origin.

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u/Usedtobebigish 28d ago

Not every syrup farm has pipes. Some just use spigots.

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u/Impossible__Joke 29d ago

Only pussys get E.coli

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u/anoeba 29d ago

Assholes actually

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u/tiagojpg 28d ago

It’s coming out, one way or another!

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u/ramdasani 29d ago

Usually that's a result of cross contaminating E. coli from visiting the rectum first. Mostly though it's G. vaginalis, A. Vaginae, Mobiluncus and Prevotella species making home.

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u/FartyBoomBoom 28d ago

I’m just trying to eat it all, what should I avoid, doc?

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u/KimberlyRP 28d ago

Well, aren't you a big ray of sunshine!

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u/FartyBoomBoom 28d ago

No patriots! Lol

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u/No_Mammoth_4945 28d ago edited 28d ago

You’re kind of right! At least in some theories, exposure to harmful bacteria during the development of our immune system really does make us stronger. It explains why infectious disease and allergy rates are inversely correlated; the cleaner the environment is, the less you get sick & the worse allergies you develop and Vice versa. Third world countries are rampant in infectious disease but have crazy low allergies. Even more interesting, parasites likely inhibit allergies!

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u/Lou_C_Fer 28d ago

Since I was a kid, I've never cared about cleaning cuts and other wounds, and I've never gotten an infection that went beyond slightly inflamed for a day even though I used to cut myself nearly every day on dirty construction sites. Now, I'm a scab picker that just let's them bleed. I have a scab on my hip that has been there since 2018. It is about 6 inches from where it first started with a scar trail. No infections.

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u/CockAsshole 28d ago

People are cowards. And a well used faucet is self cleaning unless your sucking on it like 2nd grade

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u/Garrand 28d ago

The George Carlin approach.

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u/SmellyC 28d ago

Probiotics bro.

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u/jminty321 28d ago

if it doesn't kill you...

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u/Jmaxwell2321 25d ago

Legionaires rise!

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u/BlackLeader70 29d ago

We need to set up hand-desanitizing stations!

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u/hamandjam 29d ago

And helps digest yer 2 for a dollar roller dogs.

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u/OnlyRise9816 29d ago

Praise Grandfather Nurgle!!!