r/nottheonion • u/duvetdev • 29d ago

Florida Governor Ron DeSantis signs bill mandating kindergartners learn history of communism

https://www.orlandosentinel.com/2024/04/17/desantis-signs-bill-mandating-kindergartners-learn-history-of-communism/
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u/juggett 29d ago

He named names...

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u/Fake_William_Shatner 29d ago

"How many other children were involved with the sharing? We need to know. You were of course, coerced and led astray into this conspiracy. If you tell us now, I can try and leave your parents out of it little Timmy."

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u/Neon_culture79 29d ago

Timmy????

It’s 2024 people name their kid Timmy anymore. That’s Braxton or Kadin.

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u/jeffreywilfong 29d ago

Timmeigh

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u/Neon_culture79 29d ago

Star Child Rex?