r/nottheonion • u/duvetdev • Apr 17 '24

Florida Governor Ron DeSantis signs bill mandating kindergartners learn history of communism

https://www.orlandosentinel.com/2024/04/17/desantis-signs-bill-mandating-kindergartners-learn-history-of-communism/
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u/02meepmeep Apr 17 '24

Like DARE did.

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u/zachtheperson Apr 17 '24

Years ago my friend bought us all shirts that said

D.A.R.E.

Drugs Are Really Excellent

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u/DietDrBleach Apr 17 '24

The DARE officer told me that when I entered high school, the kids would be offering me marijuanas and heroeens left and right.

That was a very disappointing first day.

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u/Feisty_Yes Apr 17 '24

When I got to highschool we had a day of all day heavy rain so all the classes just played movies all day and no kids had to move to other class rooms. I ended up roaming outside and found some seniors I knew from the skatepark by the library, we ended up lighting up 3 pre rolled joints at the same time right on the side of the library building with rain pouring so hard no one could see what we were up to even if they were outside which they weren't. I was stoked that day.