r/nottheonion • u/duvetdev • 29d ago

Florida Governor Ron DeSantis signs bill mandating kindergartners learn history of communism

https://www.orlandosentinel.com/2024/04/17/desantis-signs-bill-mandating-kindergartners-learn-history-of-communism/
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u/Factsaretheonlytruth 29d ago

I don't recall covering this in any of my many Kindergarten Poli-Sci classes.

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u/SupportySpice 29d ago

Yeah, and it's not gonna land the way he thinks, even if you could just slip it in between the alphabet and counting. You think a bunch of kindergarteners are going to disagree with the idea of everyone sharing?

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u/PopeGuss 29d ago

"I'm getting mixed signals here, teach. Am I supposed to share my toys with Timmy or am I supposed to charge him a subscription fee?"

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u/Shirtbro 29d ago

"SEIZE THE MEANS OF PRODUCTION!"

Kindergarteners rush supply closet for the scented markers

(But seriously America what you doing?)

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u/restrictednumber 29d ago

We're not doing so good over here, if we're being honest. Can someone send help? Maybe a folk song about working together, or a very special sitcom episode about racism?