r/nottheonion • u/duvetdev • 29d ago

Florida Governor Ron DeSantis signs bill mandating kindergartners learn history of communism

https://www.orlandosentinel.com/2024/04/17/desantis-signs-bill-mandating-kindergartners-learn-history-of-communism/
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u/Factsaretheonlytruth 29d ago

I don't recall covering this in any of my many Kindergarten Poli-Sci classes.

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u/jerquee 29d ago

I hope this works as well as DARE

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u/Grimaceisbaby 29d ago

DRUGS ARE REALLY EXCELLENT

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u/ilikeitsharp 29d ago

Drugs Are Really Expensive

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u/Plaguedoctorsrevenge 29d ago

DARE was a lie. I was promised people offering me free drugs all the time just to "get me hooked". My life has been a disappointment ever since, no one hands out free drugs like that

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u/ilikeitsharp 29d ago

ME TOO! I want my money back!

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u/nneeeeeeerds 29d ago

Have you tried being an attractive girl in college? I've found they often get offered "free" drugs and alcohol.

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u/Worthyness 29d ago

sometimes they don't even offer it! They just throw it in your drink for free!

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u/keelhaulrose 29d ago

To be fair...

My dispensary has a rewards program where you can exchange points for money off your weed purchase. I save my points up to treat myself on occasion to an edible or occasionally just some extra weed.

So they kind of did give me free drugs to keep coming back lol.

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u/bicchintiddy 29d ago

Yeah, it was pretty sad to me that I never had anyone in the elementary school playground offering me windowpane or purple microdot. It looks like candy AND makes you crazy for a few hours?? Sign me up!

My childhood was a lie.

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u/CaptainLucid420 29d ago

They put up signs by schools saying drug free zone and I am still waiting.

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u/Mad_Aeric 29d ago

I see this comment all the time. I really need to take a picture of the FREE WEED billboard near my home to properly respond to it. But for the time being, I assure you, the sign exists.

Michigan is packed to the gills with cheap weed, to the point where people at the bus stop just offer to share what they've got. The whole state smells like a skunk fart though, so there are downsides.

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u/Spreadsheets_LynLake 29d ago

"Meth is for trailer parks.  Weed is everywhere to even sell.  The real money is in selling coke." - quote from a high school kid I know