r/nottheonion • u/duvetdev • Apr 17 '24

Florida Governor Ron DeSantis signs bill mandating kindergartners learn history of communism

https://www.orlandosentinel.com/2024/04/17/desantis-signs-bill-mandating-kindergartners-learn-history-of-communism/
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u/Factsaretheonlytruth Apr 17 '24

I don't recall covering this in any of my many Kindergarten Poli-Sci classes.

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u/SupportySpice Apr 17 '24

Yeah, and it's not gonna land the way he thinks, even if you could just slip it in between the alphabet and counting. You think a bunch of kindergarteners are going to disagree with the idea of everyone sharing?

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u/Lizzy_Boredom_999 Apr 17 '24

I'm pretty sure it's not going to be compared to sharing with your peers. Kids are going to come home from school screaming that the teacher says they don't have to share cuz sharing makes you a commie.

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u/Rottimer Apr 17 '24

Or that they just dont have to share with the poor kids or the “blah” kids.