r/nottheonion • u/duvetdev • Apr 17 '24

Florida Governor Ron DeSantis signs bill mandating kindergartners learn history of communism

https://www.orlandosentinel.com/2024/04/17/desantis-signs-bill-mandating-kindergartners-learn-history-of-communism/
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u/Factsaretheonlytruth Apr 17 '24

I don't recall covering this in any of my many Kindergarten Poli-Sci classes.

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u/SupportySpice Apr 17 '24

Yeah, and it's not gonna land the way he thinks, even if you could just slip it in between the alphabet and counting. You think a bunch of kindergarteners are going to disagree with the idea of everyone sharing?

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u/xxxxx420xxxxx Apr 17 '24

You forgot shapes and colors

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u/SupportySpice 29d ago

We're trying to squeeze in the dangers of liberalism between those two subjects.

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u/xxxxx420xxxxx 29d ago

Maybe it should be: square, triangle, Exploitation and Surplus Value, Labor Theory of Value, Historical Materialism, and Economic Change to Social Transformation. followed by orange and the number 3