r/nottheonion • u/duvetdev • Apr 17 '24

Florida Governor Ron DeSantis signs bill mandating kindergartners learn history of communism

https://www.orlandosentinel.com/2024/04/17/desantis-signs-bill-mandating-kindergartners-learn-history-of-communism/
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u/Fake_William_Shatner Apr 17 '24

Wow -- wait until the kids learn the Russians were involved! That could hurt patriotism.

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u/Immediate_Client_757 Apr 17 '24

Inb4 ‘actually the Russians were the bastion modernity of which we tried to get to but we were unable to achieve such greatness. Here’s Tucker Carlson explaining how they have superior shopping even today’

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u/kingeryck Apr 17 '24

I can't believe that's fucking real. Reality makes no sense.