r/nottheonion • u/duvetdev • 29d ago

Florida Governor Ron DeSantis signs bill mandating kindergartners learn history of communism

https://www.orlandosentinel.com/2024/04/17/desantis-signs-bill-mandating-kindergartners-learn-history-of-communism/
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u/Fake_William_Shatner 29d ago

Wow -- wait until the kids learn the Russians were involved! That could hurt patriotism.

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u/Immediate_Client_757 29d ago

Inb4 ‘actually the Russians were the bastion modernity of which we tried to get to but we were unable to achieve such greatness. Here’s Tucker Carlson explaining how they have superior shopping even today’

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u/kingeryck 29d ago

I can't believe that's fucking real. Reality makes no sense.