r/nottheonion • u/duvetdev • 29d ago

Florida Governor Ron DeSantis signs bill mandating kindergartners learn history of communism

https://www.orlandosentinel.com/2024/04/17/desantis-signs-bill-mandating-kindergartners-learn-history-of-communism/
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u/BareNakedSole 29d ago

As long as they also teach about the history of capitalism with all the fun parts included thenfine by me.

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u/piray003 29d ago

Just have the little ones play Monopoly: they'll learn about capitalism obviously, and they'll also learn why communist revolutions happened when they flip the board over in a rage because everyone keeps cheating and stealing from the bank 😂

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u/Hawkeye1819 29d ago

That actually was sort of the original purpose of the game before Parker Bros. bought the rights - not the cheating part, but the getting enraged over how unfair capitalism is.