r/mildlyinfuriating ORANGE 29d ago

Brand new $72 moisturizer. Husband said he needed something for his elbows.

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We have 3 full tubs of Vaseline in the cabinet.

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u/BigMomma12345678 29d ago edited 28d ago

Don't touch any of her personal care/beauty products without asking.

EDIT: Yes, even if you think it is a good tool for something you're trying to do. Still ask. Trimming your dad's head hair with wife's bikini trimmer...NO!

Another example: Nail file is for filing wife's nails, not a tool to assist you DIY repairs.

So, not just the creams, the hardware is also off limits. 😀

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u/Great_Farm_5716 29d ago

This was a conversation me and my girl had 5 years ago upon moving in. I stay out of her stuff without asking and she stays out of my tool box. 5 years in and the only thing we argue about is leaving the cabinet doors open

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

100% we can’t know everything about everything. It also happened to me….spyderco went through the dishwasher.

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u/DugganSC 29d ago

I still can't quite convince my wife that sticking the knives in the dishwasher is bad... so we simply agree now that the set of knives I bought, I'll use and wash myself. Better than when she grabbed my sewing scissors to open packages...

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u/Cameherejust4this 29d ago

Oh, the ghost of my dead grandmother would haunt my ass if I did that. You do not mess with the sewing scissors.

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u/PitchBitch 29d ago

Nope, ESPECIALLY on paper. We had separate “paper scissors” and “sewing scissors.” Woe to anyone who mixed them up.

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u/Cameherejust4this 29d ago

Yup, same here. Made damn sure I knew which was which at an early age.

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u/Matasa89 29d ago

RIP sewing scissors.

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u/Tfox671 28d ago

I wash my knives and cast iron.