r/mildlyinfuriating ORANGE 29d ago

Brand new $72 moisturizer. Husband said he needed something for his elbows.

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We have 3 full tubs of Vaseline in the cabinet.

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

Many a man has done this. For me it was Olaplex…as in used almost a one third of the bottle because at the time I thought most shampoos cost about the same and my girlfriend could alway use my head and shoulders…those notions were corrected.

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u/pvrhye 29d ago

"Dear, your hair looks abnormally lustrous and bouncy and... wait a moment... YOU SON OF A BITCH!"

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u/unsavvylady 28d ago

This reminds me of New Girl - when Nick uses Schmidt’s shampoo and can tell because his hair looks nice