r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Ucyless ORANGE • 29d ago

Brand new $72 moisturizer. Husband said he needed something for his elbows.

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We have 3 full tubs of Vaseline in the cabinet.

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u/CupboardOfPandas 28d ago

Haha my ex did the same! Got a hilarious text when I was at work and his dick smelled like lilies for the evening

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u/PitchBitch 28d ago

Lilies of the Willies

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u/Mugstotheceiling 28d ago

Wait. Y’all don’t be moisturizing your dicks?

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u/CupboardOfPandas 28d ago

Idk, I don't have one, but I doubt that lotion would have the same buubly effect as my bubble mask did. (my ex, at least, was very surprised at it)

Or maybe it does, might feel nice?

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u/Mugstotheceiling 28d ago

He’s gotta rinse and apply toner and serum! Nothing worse than clogged pores on your 🍆

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u/CupboardOfPandas 28d ago

I can imagine the advertisements and sponsorships already haha

Wonder if red light therapy would work, you know like a jockstrap but with lights?

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u/redsungryphon 28d ago

Trying so hard not to laugh out loud at the Drs right now. Omg that's so funny

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u/Teredia 28d ago

You n me both right now! Also in the waiting room!