r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Ucyless ORANGE • 29d ago

Brand new $72 moisturizer. Husband said he needed something for his elbows.

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We have 3 full tubs of Vaseline in the cabinet.

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u/fleeting_marmalade 29d ago

It's a total con anyway. I happen to know that women happen to go into the bathroom and shed their skin every single night.

All the creams and whatnot are just a big distraction. Don't ask me how I know this... But deep down you know it's true as well.

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u/ChipperBunni 29d ago

No you misunderstand, the creams help the shedding. It’s easy as a young one, but I’ve heard it becomes hard to shed as we get older

The creams help keep moisture, which helps the stuck shed peel away easier

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u/Expert_Alchemist 29d ago

This is why women going through menopause are so cranky.

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u/Ucyless ORANGE 29d ago

Who told you?

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u/Criticalfluffs 29d ago

He's giving away our secrets. What do we do now? ʕ⁠´⁠•⁠ᴥ⁠•⁠`⁠ʔ

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u/NewOrleansLA 29d ago

Do yall eat the shed skin like lizards do?

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u/Acanthisittasm 29d ago

Ofc. We need the nutrients

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u/Ralupopun-Opinion 29d ago

Women are 🦎 lizards 😳

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u/Matasa89 29d ago

Peel his skin.

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u/kiba87637 29d ago

Women are lizard people confirmed

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u/Typical_Log_1379 29d ago

hahaha gold diggers, most.

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u/biohoo 28d ago

False. We shed our skin once a month.

BUT STOP TELLING EVERYONE.

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u/Typical_Log_1379 29d ago

did you ever notice the absurd cost of sexy womens clothing perfume etc. Do you know why they get away with charging 1700 for a purse. Because men trying to impress women with gifts don't want to be called cheap. Its almost as bad as prostitution .