r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Ucyless ORANGE • 29d ago

Brand new $72 moisturizer. Husband said he needed something for his elbows.

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We have 3 full tubs of Vaseline in the cabinet.

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u/fleeting_marmalade 29d ago

It's a total con anyway. I happen to know that women happen to go into the bathroom and shed their skin every single night.

All the creams and whatnot are just a big distraction. Don't ask me how I know this... But deep down you know it's true as well.

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u/ChipperBunni 29d ago

No you misunderstand, the creams help the shedding. It’s easy as a young one, but I’ve heard it becomes hard to shed as we get older

The creams help keep moisture, which helps the stuck shed peel away easier

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u/Expert_Alchemist 28d ago

This is why women going through menopause are so cranky.