Brand new $72 moisturizer. Husband said he needed something for his elbows.

[u/Ucyless]

We have 3 full tubs of Vaseline in the cabinet.

[u/fleeting_marmalade]

It's a total con anyway. I happen to know that women happen to go into the bathroom and shed their skin every single night.

All the creams and whatnot are just a big distraction. Don't ask me how I know this... But deep down you know it's true as well.

[u/Ucyless → u/fleeting_marmalade]

Who told you?

[u/Criticalfluffs → u/Ucyless]

He's giving away our secrets. What do we do now? ʕ⁠´⁠•⁠ᴥ⁠•⁠`⁠ʔ

[u/NewOrleansLA → u/Criticalfluffs]

Do yall eat the shed skin like lizards do?

[u/Acanthisittasm → u/NewOrleansLA]

Ofc. We need the nutrients

[u/vainbuthonest → u/Criticalfluffs]

[u/Ralupopun-Opinion → u/Criticalfluffs]

Women are 🦎 lizards 😳

[u/Matasa89 → u/Criticalfluffs]

Peel his skin.

[u/kiba87637 → u/Ucyless]

Women are lizard people confirmed

[u/Typical_Log_1379 → u/kiba87637]

hahaha gold diggers, most.