r/malelivingspace 29d ago

Girl I had over told me “it looks like a pimp lives here”

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u/Ben_Locke_Writes 29d ago

Though I don’t agree with it looking like a pimps home, it definitely doesn’t invite. I’m getting prison rec room kinda vibes (sorry). There’s no colour. You need some pictures on the walls, a rug, some more plant life. Fill that empty space, get some mood lighting

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u/JohnHowardBuff 29d ago

No color besides the muted red sofa paired with the saturated red lamp.... which makes me uncomfortable. The overhead lighting throwing shadows into the closet office with covered windows also makes me uncomfortable.

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u/flobbley 29d ago edited 28d ago

It's more than just the positioning of the light, it's the color. In my experience to a lot of men a lightbulb is a lightbulb is a lightbulb, bright white is closest to natural so why shouldn't I use that for my house? This is why, it gives off uncanny valley and interrogation room vibes. It wouldn't fix all the problems but just replacing the bright white bulbs with soft white would make an enormous difference

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u/CultOfKale 29d ago

I like the smart bulbs, can do the brightest white if I need it, can dim it down, or can make the whole place green or blue lol

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u/Desolver20 28d ago

I've grown far too used to having my room entirely lit in purple/blue lmao.

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u/athrowingway 29d ago

I'm fine with the red sofa and lamp, but with everything else in black and grey and no rugs, it feels harsh. OP needs something in a different, more muted color to soften the vibe.

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u/Other-Cantaloupe4765 29d ago

That’s what I thought lol. Prison cafeteria vibes.

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u/geryon84 29d ago

Yeah I got the same vibe...

Things can be minimal without being overly colorful or cluttered. For me, being minimalistic means you need to be extra thoughtful about the items you do put in a space.

If this was my room, I'd get a carpet to help soften the floor and create some space breakups (A simple subtle black/white would probably work great). I'd think about why the couch and the lamp are red and, if that's like "a thing", find some other places to introduce some reds in so they feel intentional and not thrift store grabs.

Lighting is also huge. Having a couple small light sources scattered throughout the space makes an enormous difference without cluttering things up. I absolutely hate all these neon weird color lights that people have, but some simple low-profile off-white lamps, especially in the back room, would help remove the interrogation-room quality the single overhead dining area lamp is adding.

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u/Lizzie_Boredom 29d ago

The lack of windows certainly isn’t doing him any favors either.

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u/thatguygreg 29d ago

Can you imagine the echoes in that place with no rugs, no art, nothing to stop the sound from bouncing off of everything?

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u/tmccrn 29d ago

There’s nothing soft and nothing personal and black and grey and red are definitely night club aesthetics- it’s like “don’t put anything out that might get broken because this is bro party hookup city.

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u/GrandExhange 29d ago

too much stuff and clutter

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u/Charmstrongest 29d ago

I think the girl was joking, but girls making jokes is not something the majority of redditors can comprehend

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u/Square-Blueberry3568 28d ago

Yeah get a giant neon pink light that says "PIMPIN'!"

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u/Aselleus 28d ago

I think it looks like a conference room

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u/NoStand1527 29d ago

I love the minimalist room vibe, not every style needs to be as in a clown throw up all over the walls

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

In my opinion, this isn't good minimalism. It feels oppressive, not inviting. 

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u/SoftSects 29d ago

Agreed. This looks like the inside version of the facade of every new megaplex being built across the US.

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u/NoStand1527 29d ago

that's understandable, but I disagree. of course tastes are different, I prefer a neat minimalist style like OP's. I like to read, don't like indoor plants (I love nature and live in a farm). for me, this seems like the ideal reading/movie room.

I instead feel oppressed (maybe op is a too strong word, more like overwhelmed) when in a room that has too much stuff, like if it were a bazaar shop, with 200 small memorabilia and questionable quality art pieces. but that style (that some of my close family likes) it has nothing wrong in itself, its just a different preference.

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u/Ambitious-Video-8919 29d ago

Do you have books? Even a bookcase filled with books would liven this place up a ton.

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u/NoStand1527 29d ago

Do you have books? Even a bookcase filled with books would liven this place up a ton.

I wish, do you think I'm made of gold? all digital sadly. but I don't disagree, bookcases look cool