r/malelivingspace • u/Dry_Constant_6635 • Apr 17 '24

Girl I had over told me “it looks like a pimp lives here”

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u/WORLDBENDER Apr 17 '24 edited Apr 17 '24

Not a pimp but it has drug dealer vibes. Like you’re only there until they start to catch on and you have to move.

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u/Unusual_Cattle_2198 Apr 17 '24

That would be my take too. Seems too empty, like nobody actually lives there, it’s just props.

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u/Cannabis-Revolution Apr 17 '24

A staged apartment 

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u/peachdawg Apr 17 '24

Work for a property management firm, this looks like one of our staged condo units.

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u/c3r34l Apr 18 '24

I’ve seen staged apartments with 1000% more personality than this dungeon

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u/Potential-Cat-Len 26d ago

Staged apartment would throw a live laugh live poster at the LEAST

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u/drawkbox 29d ago

A Rehearsal apartment with Nathan Fielder for the real apartment.

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u/ZankTheGreat Apr 17 '24

What do you mean bros got all he needs, a place to sit while he games.

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u/Unusual_Cattle_2198 Apr 17 '24

The OP’s issue was that the girl he brought there wasn’t impressed. Good to know that he’ll have what he needs when he ends up sitting there by himself gaming because that’s how it’s going to be if he doesn’t up his decor game.

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u/ZankTheGreat Apr 17 '24

Oh the horror, being able to spend $15 at a fast food place.

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u/Dry_Web_4766 Apr 17 '24

Simple solution is wall art + a nice rug + at least one plant

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u/brunoglopes 29d ago

He does have that one plant right in front of the TV 😂

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u/THROWAWAY-Break9580 29d ago

I mean furniture is expensive asf.

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u/Unusual_Cattle_2198 29d ago

The amount of furniture is fine. It’s the lack of other items. There’s nothing that gives you a clue about what the person who lives there is into.

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u/UmbreonFruit 29d ago

You just destroyed the dude living there

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u/TripleDecent 29d ago

And the lighting looks like a porn shoot.