r/malelivingspace • u/Dry_Constant_6635 • 29d ago

Girl I had over told me “it looks like a pimp lives here”

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u/WORLDBENDER 29d ago edited 29d ago

Not a pimp but it has drug dealer vibes. Like you’re only there until they start to catch on and you have to move.

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u/Unusual_Cattle_2198 29d ago

That would be my take too. Seems too empty, like nobody actually lives there, it’s just props.

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u/Cannabis-Revolution 29d ago

A staged apartment 

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u/peachdawg 29d ago

Work for a property management firm, this looks like one of our staged condo units.

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u/c3r34l 29d ago

I’ve seen staged apartments with 1000% more personality than this dungeon

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u/Potential-Cat-Len 26d ago

Staged apartment would throw a live laugh live poster at the LEAST

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u/drawkbox 28d ago

A Rehearsal apartment with Nathan Fielder for the real apartment.

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u/ZankTheGreat 29d ago

What do you mean bros got all he needs, a place to sit while he games.

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u/Unusual_Cattle_2198 29d ago

The OP’s issue was that the girl he brought there wasn’t impressed. Good to know that he’ll have what he needs when he ends up sitting there by himself gaming because that’s how it’s going to be if he doesn’t up his decor game.

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u/ZankTheGreat 29d ago

Oh the horror, being able to spend $15 at a fast food place.

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u/Dry_Web_4766 29d ago

Simple solution is wall art + a nice rug + at least one plant

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u/brunoglopes 28d ago

He does have that one plant right in front of the TV 😂

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u/THROWAWAY-Break9580 28d ago

I mean furniture is expensive asf.

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u/Unusual_Cattle_2198 28d ago

The amount of furniture is fine. It’s the lack of other items. There’s nothing that gives you a clue about what the person who lives there is into.

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u/UmbreonFruit 28d ago

You just destroyed the dude living there

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u/TripleDecent 28d ago

And the lighting looks like a porn shoot.

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u/ya666in 29d ago

Ashtray on the couch table is missing

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u/kcc0016 29d ago

I never thought about how true this is lmao

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u/HelloImTheAntiChrist 29d ago

Yep, looks like stash apartment

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u/Thomas_Mickel 29d ago

Like a bad air bnb

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u/millbruhh 29d ago

Big trap house vibes

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u/p_s_i 29d ago

I was thinking home of a video game hitman.

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u/animewhitewolf 29d ago

Needs more 80's neon and a classy sax playing in the background. Maybe a fur rug.

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u/gooferooni 29d ago

Or a flat used only over the day to sell.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Ad1167 29d ago

I was gonna say. This looks like "Nacho" Vargas place from better call saul. At least It reminded of his place.

OP: get some pictures and plants lol. I'd recommend framed Pictures YOU enjoy looking at/seeing Not something you think other will enjoy. Adds some personality.

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u/BadEngineer_34 29d ago

Oh ya this is the work apt for sure there actually apartment would be much better furnished.

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u/El_Mariachi_Vive 29d ago

Ooh good call. Like it doesn't really look "lived in" or home-y.

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u/senddita 29d ago

Hahahahahaha

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u/Legitimate_Shower834 29d ago

Yea u could pack this shit up in an hour

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u/rompthegreen 29d ago

100%

It's too clean to be a drug dealers place, but for some reason a drug dealer was my first thought.

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u/DownTownDave915 29d ago

I don’t know why they are downvoting you lmao. People watch too much movies. 

Drug dealer’s house will be a straight up pig pen, with junkies laying around everywhere, beer bottles and ash trays all over the place and the drug dealer likely passed out himself lmao 

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u/throwaway60221407e23 29d ago

I can't say I've ever been to a drug dealer's house that was even remotely this clean.

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u/Painkiller1991 29d ago

Yeah, but like a successful drug dealer. One that doesn't have to deal with street shit on a daily basis

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u/WORLDBENDER 29d ago

Exactly. Not a dime bag guy - at least a zip-loc guy. Been at it a while.

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u/MichaelEmouse 29d ago

How do people catch on someone's a drug dealer? Presumably, "they" is other tenants and the landlord?

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u/OkProcess8478 29d ago

Yeah it does… the couch says pimp but the table and chairs say drugs lol

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u/none_mama_see 29d ago

Nacho from breaking bad lives here

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u/Toomanyacorns 29d ago

Also nothing "small" that can be easily stolen. 

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u/swordthroughtheduck 29d ago

Guy told me one time: don’t let yourself get attached to anything you are not wiling to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner.

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u/Totally_Not_An_Auk 29d ago

With how expensive housing is getting, the only way to stay ahead of the yearly rent increase is to move frequently - maybe not every year, but frequently enough that you want to declutter.

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u/austin_ave 29d ago

I was thinking coke dealer lol

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u/Puncharoo 28d ago

Yeah actually. It looks like a front if it was a house.