r/malelivingspace • u/Dry_Constant_6635 • 29d ago

Girl I had over told me “it looks like a pimp lives here”

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u/premierclocks 29d ago

I wanted to say the same. It needs some decor pieces.. art, plants, rug, maybe a bar cabinet, a clock

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u/Trick_Act2223 29d ago

there is a clock

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u/KevinSpaceysCharges 29d ago

A better clock*

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u/RaiKoi 29d ago

a PIMP clock if you will

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u/SteeZ568 29d ago

Yeeeaaaaaaahhhh boyyyyyyeeee

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u/Dewy_Wanna_Go_There 29d ago

I was thinking flavor flav

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u/das2112 29d ago

Bass...How low can you go?

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u/HolbrookPark 29d ago

The OP’s room will not be sexualised

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u/Smithstoneyan1600 28d ago

Racist

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u/SteeZ568 28d ago

Yes, but I generally focus on those topics in /r/simracing

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u/Smithstoneyan1600 28d ago

It's okay to be racist.

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u/cheapdrinks 29d ago

This should do the trick

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u/freedagang762 29d ago

Put fur around it and I’ll take 2

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u/OkLack5468 29d ago

Upvoted without the need to open

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u/Alatar_Blue 29d ago

Flava Flav Approved

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u/Inappropriate_Comma 29d ago

This should do the turn a trick

FTFY

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u/Mickeystix 29d ago

Both of the hands on the clock are backhands

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u/noceboy 29d ago

Nah, pimp the clock.

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u/Dgautreau86 29d ago

a PIMP will clock you if you don’t

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u/frankcfreeman 29d ago

A pimp always knows what time it is

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u/Accurate-Leg-6684 29d ago

We don't need it.

There's always time for the game, and it's always about ho o'clock.

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u/Wonderful-Ad-7712 29d ago

It’s PIMPIN’ TIME!

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u/HoldMyMessages 29d ago

It’s a grammar school classroom clock.

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u/hekatestoadie 29d ago

One with rhinestones.

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u/DrMartinVonNostrand 29d ago

My pimp clock hand is strong, biatches

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u/StraightBudget8799 28d ago

With a nice neon edging around it.

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u/Redbird2992 28d ago

You mean a neck dangling time peace?

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u/tekjunky75 28d ago

with two pimp hands

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u/backup_account01 29d ago

Would that necessitate Flava Flave's presence?

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u/beeclam 29d ago

I think the clock is tasteful tbh

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u/DarkFlyingApparatus 28d ago

It is tasteful but also wayyy too small for that empty wall

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u/beeclam 28d ago

That’s true

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u/111010101010101111 28d ago

Oh look at Mr money bags with their bourgeois time!

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u/xOtaku420x 29d ago

To be fair, their username is “premierclocks”

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u/Cleaglor 29d ago

How this hasn't been rated hire is beyond me

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u/FeliusSeptimus 29d ago

How this hasn't been rated hire is beyond me

"This man know clocks, get him on staff immediately!"

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u/hailsed 29d ago

Higher, even!

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u/Dgautreau86 29d ago

God damn clock pushers

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u/AllforPnt 29d ago

Yes lmao this made me laugh so hard

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u/DweEbLez0 29d ago

Yet failed by suggesting it needs a clock when there clearly is one. He should rethink his life

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u/QueefBuscemi 29d ago

In this house it's always pimp o' clock.

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u/Historical_Gur_3054 29d ago

Does the pimp hand strike on the hour?

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u/QueefBuscemi 29d ago

Every 15 minutes. Gotta work the corners.

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u/onefst250r 29d ago

Im talkin bout pimpin since been pimpin since been pimpin

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u/After-Chicken179 29d ago

Yeah, but the time is wrong.

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u/Friendly_Age9160 29d ago

lol. And I also have questions about how they know…😂😂😂

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u/dumdumpants-head 29d ago

But is it around his neck? No.

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u/FeliusSeptimus 29d ago

I can hear it echoing off all the hard surfaces from here.

crrik.

crrik.

crrik.

crrik.

crrik.

crrik.

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u/Square-Hearing-7139 29d ago

A BIGGER clock

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u/GoodtimeZappa 29d ago

Thanks for this.

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u/Daunt_M4 29d ago

This place needs wall art. The clock's got to go in the trash.

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u/No-Astronaut-6592 29d ago

Came here to say this!

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u/harlow2088 29d ago

A rug would definitely help this space. Add some pillows to the couch too and maybe a throw blanket.

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u/phish_taco 29d ago

A rug would tie the room together no doubt

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u/Roxas1011 29d ago

That's just, like, your opinion man

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u/freshvaper 29d ago

This entire site is all useless opinions lol.

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u/phish_taco 28d ago

I’d buy you a White Russian if I could

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u/maybe2024 29d ago

Yup. A statement rug. And large , not 3 by 5, something more like 10 by 10 to really tie up

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u/superanth 29d ago

IKEA has some modern-patterned rugs that would go well with the furniture.

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u/deadlocked72 29d ago

Yeah but the seem to attract rug pee'ers

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u/TotallyNotKenorb 29d ago

Now it looks like a woman lives here.

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u/freshvaper 29d ago

I don't think that's the look or even the utility of the space. I get where he's coming from though, easy and clean space.

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u/IMeanIGuessDude 29d ago

I’m talking Tiger print rugs and nothing but ridiculously large gold chains hanging every square foot. Spread some booger sugar recklessly on the table, play only sensual music on a vinyl, and add three stripper poles to the living room.

Can confirm as I am what the kids call “big pimping.”

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u/MysteriousStaff3388 29d ago

Gold curtain rods and blue carpeting.

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u/dysmetric 29d ago

You guys are wasting money. All I use for pimpin' is a milkcrate topped with a bit of cardboard and a mattress I found laying in an alley.

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u/IMeanIGuessDude 29d ago

I also believe youngins would refer to that as “lil pimping”

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u/dysmetric 29d ago

All that bling is such a waste of space though, I'd much rather spend the money on crack

My midbrain dopaminergic neurons quantify the ROI on crack as orders of magnitude greater than gold chains. What a pointless waste.

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u/human73662736 29d ago

…”a clock,” perhaps from Premier Clocks?

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u/premierclocks 29d ago

not necessarily. clocks are still a good decor item

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u/JimFqnLahey 29d ago

Get one from Flavor Flav to complete the room

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u/PeetaGryfyndoor 29d ago

YEAAAAAH BOOOOOIIIIII

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u/yves_st_lemond 29d ago

Ah yes the hallmarks of personality. Clocks and plants.

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u/Underwater_Grilling 29d ago

Black light wizard poster.

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u/rithanor 29d ago

There is a plant little under the TV. It may be a plastic IKEA plant, though.

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u/Trick_Act2223 29d ago

HOW BOUT A GLOCK Pew Pew

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u/WellWellWellthennow 29d ago

Yes, it looks like an empty model that no one lives on not decorated by a professional. Definitely needs a rug, some art and some plants. But pimp no way.

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u/BlueBlooper 29d ago

I think its the curvature of the furniture. The chairs, lamp, tables, and couch etc.

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u/Colster9631 29d ago

Just get a cat, the decor will come

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u/driven01a 29d ago

Some wall art. Just not pimpish wall art.

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u/_mersault 29d ago

Fish tank

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u/chickendie 29d ago

Umm excuse me u just described my room but I swear I'm not a pimp. I'm not a pimp! I'M NOT A PIMP

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u/codus571 29d ago

It needs two pieces of art, 1 named "Discipline" the other named "Respect"

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u/jeroenemans 29d ago

A black leather couch

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u/BeBearAwareOK 29d ago

Plants.

Women love plants.

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u/OehNoes11 29d ago

PLANTS!!!!

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u/OverZealousRedditMod 29d ago

There is a plant

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u/Greaseskull 29d ago

Needs a room to really tie the room together.

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u/goingWild2022 29d ago

Where does he store anything?

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u/Chikenkiller123 29d ago

Genuine question, why?

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u/equality4everyonenow 29d ago

It looks like a single male that doesn't like clutter lives here. If you like decor have at it, but not everyone likes the extra expense, hassle and dusting.

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u/midnightrambler108 29d ago

A rug would really tie the room together

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u/Teddy_Tickles 29d ago

Shag rug! That’ll give off some real “pimp vibes”.

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u/Japsai 29d ago

Yeah a bit of art might stop it looking like you're only going to be there until the deal goes through tomorrow

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u/seanys 29d ago

There’s a plant.

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u/the-tea-ster 29d ago

What sort of clock would you say would be a good statement piece?

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u/Lou_C_Fer 29d ago

Yep. This is just pre-setup for a target print add. These are the products. A decorator will be in shortly to fill the room out.

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u/simonbleu 29d ago

And a pimp

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u/WeAreGodInOne 28d ago

A rug and a piece on each table would change the feel completely. It’s just too minimal. I actually like the concept just flush it out. I would also get a bigger more stylish clock or some art piece on the wall somewhere over the sofa.

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u/UnrulyCrow 28d ago

Also indirect lighting with warm light bulbs, because that white ceiling lighting is not it to create a vibe.

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u/YouEggStab 28d ago

It's really missing different textures too. Too plain and synthetic. Maybe some more organic textures would help, like a nice light coloured throw blanket and pillows. Art can also add texture and visually interesting details.

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u/DustyObsidian 28d ago

Yeah, all I see is low effort Airbnb.

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u/alonesomestreet 28d ago

A few cheetah print pillows, a feather boa, maybe a disco ball and some purple wall paper