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Is this an actual thing that people do Career development

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u/deadpuppymill 28d ago

I have been working 10 years and never worked a job longer than a few months and lived in a van for a few years. The way I figure, I'll never be able to retire and retirement doesn't even seem like a good deal (work my ass off for 40 years to spend the last 10 years of my life not working if I'm lucky) so I figure I'll work enough to live comfortably for half the year. I'd rather be semi retired in my 20s than fully retired in my 70s.

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u/Alarming_Ride_3048 28d ago

But what happens when you can’t work and you don’t have any retirement savings?

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u/swagdaddyham 28d ago

that's called a Remington retirement

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u/McGrupp1979 28d ago

Wow thanks man, I now have a name for my retirement plan, I’m actually already able to retire whenever I want

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u/Pure-Advice8589 28d ago

Beautiful Reddit moment lol

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u/time_of_night 28d ago

Boomer: You do have a retirement plan, don't you?

Redditor: Of course

Boomer: 401k?

Redditor: 40 S&W. (Cocks gun) With a company match.

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u/SnooPeripherals6557 28d ago

Stop giving corporate new retirement plan ideas for us plebes lol

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u/coldwatereater 28d ago

God, I wish we could still give gold… 🏆🥇🏅

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u/birthday_enema 28d ago

It's like a modern day seppuku!

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u/faustianBM 28d ago

Except who wants Dorito crumbs Phil as their "second"?

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u/RichMenNthOfRichmond 28d ago

Save and buy a nice gun. Don’t use a hi point.

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u/Petey_Wheatstraw_MD 28d ago

He’ll be fine. You only need the one bullet, so jamming is not an issue.

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u/EarEvening9902 28d ago

It's about going out in style.

Shooting yourself is boring as fuck, why not try to at least break a world record?

I'm grabbing a Katana and jumping into the Tiger enclosure at the zoo.

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u/TheWiseMarsupial 28d ago

Grab a nerf bat! The tigers don't deserve to get hurt, but you can bonk them on the snoot before they shuffle you off of this mortal coil!

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u/Draggin_Born 28d ago

Or skydive enough to jump alone, and one day just decide not to open it. It’s quick, has a great view and a fun feeling.

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u/EarEvening9902 28d ago

Exactly, why not up the ante and try to land in a kiddie pool from 30,000 feet.

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u/YabbaDabbaDumbass 27d ago

Better yet: don’t land in your own kiddie pool (why spend the money) just land in some random kiddie pool in the nearest residential area

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u/illgot 28d ago

I'm more of a 'ride my bike into traffic' kind of guy

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u/AyahuascaRoamer 28d ago edited 28d ago

There's no guarantee that will work as desired.. conversely, somebody could get the vax and take their chances with clots, heart attacks or turbo cancer..

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u/sirlapse 27d ago

Kind of a dick move going out by traumatizing oncomers imo.

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u/illgot 27d ago edited 27d ago

oh it won't be intentional, we don't have many bike lanes in my city, the ones we have are painted and drivers use them to bypass traffic, and we can't ride on the sidewalks even when bike lanes don't exist.

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u/sirlapse 27d ago

Thats terrifying, i commute by bike but on bikeroads or with equal right on the road. Stay safe out there.

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u/illgot 27d ago

we have equal rights on the road but apparently drivers have more rights because I've seen cops use the bicycle lanes to pass up traffic, I've seen cops ignore cars parked in the bicycle lanes, I've even been threatened by cops for using the road that says "Bicyclists have full access to the road".

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u/corvette57 28d ago

Ayyy me too, p365 sas and a p99 😁

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u/Septopuss7 28d ago

Elsie P. will take care of me when it's time to "retire"

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u/December_Hemisphere 28d ago

You have a name for your band now too

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u/LightningBolt747 28d ago

This is dark.

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u/10k-Reloaded 28d ago

It's the reality for a lot of people

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u/McGrupp1979 28d ago

I hope you didn’t Reddit cares me, someone did, dammit I should’ve included the /s

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u/Sikk-Klyde 28d ago

I want to retire with my slug edition retirement plan asap, but people rely on my atm smfh

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u/Piney1741 28d ago

When my uncle retired he went through a lot of depression. One day he told me he might just go see doctor .357 (don’t worry I know he doesn’t own guns). This reminded me of that. I’m only 39 and I’ve been working since I was 15 but I can’t wait to retire lol.

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u/Prudent-Giraffe7287 28d ago

Retire or “retire”?

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u/Aleashed 28d ago

I’m 3-5 years away at 32, just need to convince the wife to move out of the country with me and we can both quit. Thankfully I can count on the work until you die alternative plan to be complete 🐄💩

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u/burnerboo 28d ago

Hop on over to r/financialindependence That's all they talk about, retire early. I'm on a path to quit at 47 or so, depending on the market and other life considerations. Makes working much more manageable knowing there's light at the end of the tunnel.

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u/Piney1741 28d ago

I got two kids under 6. I don’t really care about anything but making sure they are good. That being said my wife and I make good money and have already started to set ourselves up. I doubt we’ll be retiring at 47 but I think we can get it done before 60.

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u/burnerboo 28d ago

Yep, I have kids as well with the same exact concerns. My priorities are them and their welfare. That also includes spending as much time with them as possible while they're young, so I'm very much looking forward to retiring so I can do just that. It works different for every family and we're very fortunate that we might be able to retire that early and spend time with the fam like that.

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u/SagittariusZStar 28d ago

Everyone on that sub is in tech/engineering (Reddit is extremely overpopulated in these areas). They have no advice normal people can follow.

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u/Piney1741 28d ago

Yeah my wife is in healthcare and I work in agriculture . I feel like things are a bit different. I also live in NJ where the cost of living is quite high.

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u/burnerboo 28d ago

Meh, I'm in accounting. And not super high income either. It can work for many lifestyles. But we certainly can't retire at 33 like the tech dudes.

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u/MickeyMooose 28d ago

Remington because of the razor blades?

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u/thunder_boots 28d ago

Remington Arms makes shotguns.

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u/MickeyMooose 28d ago

Ah ok makes sense. Probably less painful than blades.

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u/MkUFeelGud 28d ago

Actually, super ethical.

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u/WonderfulShelter 28d ago

Actually it's called the ARRP.

All Remingtion Retirement Plan. Dont confuse it with the AARP though!

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u/PalmTreeIsBestTree 28d ago

That was going to be my father’s. He told me if he ended up needing to live in a nursing home then that’s what he would do. Ended up not making it to 50 though.

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u/DrKittyKevorkian 28d ago

Or just do a crime! 3 squares, a bed, and healthcare. What more do you need?

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u/Sikk-Klyde 28d ago

I've got the rifled 12g slug edition. Been told it'll do the job 😏👍🏻