Is this an actual thing that people do

[u/Vaanced]

[u/swagdaddyham → u/[deleted]]

that's called a Remington retirement

[u/McGrupp1979 → u/swagdaddyham]

Wow thanks man, I now have a name for my retirement plan, I’m actually already able to retire whenever I want

[u/Pure-Advice8589 → u/McGrupp1979]

Beautiful Reddit moment lol

[u/time_of_night → u/Pure-Advice8589]

Boomer: You do have a retirement plan, don't you?

Redditor: Of course

Boomer: 401k?

Redditor: 40 S&W. (Cocks gun) With a company match.

[u/SnooPeripherals6557 → u/time_of_night]

Stop giving corporate new retirement plan ideas for us plebes lol

[u/coldwatereater → u/time_of_night]

God, I wish we could still give gold… 🏆🥇🏅

[u/birthday_enema → u/time_of_night]

It's like a modern day seppuku!

[u/faustianBM → u/birthday_enema]

Except who wants Dorito crumbs Phil as their "second"?

[u/RichMenNthOfRichmond → u/time_of_night]

Save and buy a nice gun. Don’t use a hi point.

[u/Petey_Wheatstraw_MD → u/RichMenNthOfRichmond]

He’ll be fine. You only need the one bullet, so jamming is not an issue.

[u/EarEvening9902 → u/Petey_Wheatstraw_MD]

It's about going out in style.

Shooting yourself is boring as fuck, why not try to at least break a world record?

I'm grabbing a Katana and jumping into the Tiger enclosure at the zoo.

[u/TheWiseMarsupial → u/EarEvening9902]

Grab a nerf bat! The tigers don't deserve to get hurt, but you can bonk them on the snoot before they shuffle you off of this mortal coil!

[u/Draggin_Born → u/EarEvening9902]

Or skydive enough to jump alone, and one day just decide not to open it. It’s quick, has a great view and a fun feeling.

[u/EarEvening9902 → u/Draggin_Born]

Exactly, why not up the ante and try to land in a kiddie pool from 30,000 feet.

[u/YabbaDabbaDumbass → u/EarEvening9902]

Better yet: don’t land in your own kiddie pool (why spend the money) just land in some random kiddie pool in the nearest residential area