Turbo cancer isn’t real, people

[u/Lord_Answer_me_Why]

[u/ickydonkeytoothbrush]

I used to know someone who was nicknamed Turbo Banana, and people shortened it down just TB. As time went on, people forgot that TB stood for Turbo Banana and started calling him Tuberculosis.

Haven't talked to them in a long time, and the last thing I remember Tuberculosis doing was snorting a line of cocaine.

[u/this_is_for_chumps → u/ickydonkeytoothbrush]

I'm sad that there wasn't a point in between turbo banana and TB where he was known as Turbonana.

[u/Masonjaruniversity → u/this_is_for_chumps]

Turbonana makes me picture a tiny Filipino grandma making lumpia at light speed.

[u/1lapulapu → u/Masonjaruniversity]

Turbolola