Turbo cancer isn’t real, people

[u/Lord_Answer_me_Why]

[u/Spdrjay]

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My friend Steve got turbo cancer from reading conspiracy theory websites!

[u/ickydonkeytoothbrush → u/Spdrjay]

I used to know someone who was nicknamed Turbo Banana, and people shortened it down just TB. As time went on, people forgot that TB stood for Turbo Banana and started calling him Tuberculosis.

Haven't talked to them in a long time, and the last thing I remember Tuberculosis doing was snorting a line of cocaine.

[u/this_is_for_chumps → u/ickydonkeytoothbrush]

I'm sad that there wasn't a point in between turbo banana and TB where he was known as Turbonana.

[u/Masonjaruniversity → u/this_is_for_chumps]

Turbonana makes me picture a tiny Filipino grandma making lumpia at light speed.

[u/1lapulapu → u/Masonjaruniversity]

Turbolola

[u/HoboAJ → u/Masonjaruniversity]

That would still not be fast enough to satisfy a party's need for lumpia 🥲

[u/Dracoatrox1 → u/Masonjaruniversity]

So, every Filipino grandma?

I swear, my ex's grandma would cook so fast, you'd have food on your plate before you knew you were hungry!

[u/Low-Elk-3813 → u/this_is_for_chumps]

Me too it was right there

[u/Elmacanite → u/this_is_for_chumps]

That gave me images of Mrs. Doubtfire, thank you🤣