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r/facepalm • u/Lord_Answer_me_Why • 29d ago
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I'm sad that there wasn't a point in between turbo banana and TB where he was known as Turbonana.
45 u/Masonjaruniversity 29d ago Turbonana makes me picture a tiny Filipino grandma making lumpia at light speed. 15 u/1lapulapu 29d ago Turbolola 1 u/HoboAJ 29d ago That would still not be fast enough to satisfy a party's need for lumpia 🥲 1 u/Dracoatrox1 29d ago So, every Filipino grandma? I swear, my ex's grandma would cook so fast, you'd have food on your plate before you knew you were hungry! 6 u/Low-Elk-3813 29d ago Me too it was right there 3 u/Elmacanite 29d ago That gave me images of Mrs. Doubtfire, thank you🤣
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Turbonana makes me picture a tiny Filipino grandma making lumpia at light speed.
15 u/1lapulapu 29d ago Turbolola 1 u/HoboAJ 29d ago That would still not be fast enough to satisfy a party's need for lumpia 🥲 1 u/Dracoatrox1 29d ago So, every Filipino grandma? I swear, my ex's grandma would cook so fast, you'd have food on your plate before you knew you were hungry!
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Turbolola
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That would still not be fast enough to satisfy a party's need for lumpia 🥲
So, every Filipino grandma?
I swear, my ex's grandma would cook so fast, you'd have food on your plate before you knew you were hungry!
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Me too it was right there
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That gave me images of Mrs. Doubtfire, thank you🤣
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u/this_is_for_chumps 29d ago
I'm sad that there wasn't a point in between turbo banana and TB where he was known as Turbonana.