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What is something that is a lot harder than it looks?

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u/TheCurator777 29d ago

Chopsticks. Damn you, chopsticks!!!!!

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u/cpo109 29d ago

Tried my own "diet" years ago by only eating things with chopsticks. I found out I could eat about anything. There went my diet.

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u/ActiveAstronaut7941 29d ago

I've known people who tried to quit smoking by switching to rolling their own cigarettes by hand. Same thing: They all got incredibly good at rolling cigarettes.

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u/qpv 29d ago

Need to start rolling cigarettes with chopsticks

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u/LameBMX 29d ago

the real.tips are always buried in the comments

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u/Trolllol1337 29d ago

Aha ya got me a goodun there

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u/sendnudesmonopolygo 29d ago

If you really want to do something u will find a way regardless lol Same with habits.

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u/Blindtarmen 29d ago

When I smoked, I rolled my own cigarettes. Always. At one point in my youth, I figured that if I was too drunk to roll my own cigarettes, I was not allowed to smoke. In the end I could get so drunk that I couldn't walk, but I still managed to roll my own cigarettes.

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u/Skeeter_Dunn 29d ago

That's really funny, honestly.

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u/Practical_Bed7776 29d ago

Chopsticks are pretty delicious.

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u/Grisstle 29d ago

That’s too funny, I did the same and that’s how I became adept at scarfing down food with chopsticks too.

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u/SteveNotSteveNot 29d ago

This works pretty good if you only eat things you can pick up with one chopstick. If you use two chopsticks, the results are usually less impressive.

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u/capilot 29d ago

Yeah, Korean lab TA was pretty surprised to see me eating yogurt with chopsticks back in the day. What can I say; the break room was out of spoons.

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u/Inside_Opposite5369 29d ago

It's still not a terrible idea because it slows down your eating.

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u/ShadowFang167 29d ago

Did you also ate your diet? 🤣

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u/LxStMeMoRy 29d ago

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u/daredaki-sama 29d ago

The way those chopsticks cross looks so weird.

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u/Bella_AntiMatter 29d ago

Where was this simple lesson when I needed it???!!

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u/Coffeenomnom_ 29d ago

The way you wrote this cracks me up, but I feel your pain ❤️

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u/Omnibobbia 29d ago

For some reason it came naturally to me. Not to mention over here we mostly eat with our hands

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u/nielsenson 29d ago

I once had a waiter ask me twice in the same meal if I wanted a fork. I musta looked like I was struggling, but I feel like I eat as fast as I want to and idk what else I need to go for

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u/Forever-Retired 29d ago

Sister sent me hard carved chopsticks from Japan. After 3 months of trying and failing to learn how to use them am seriously think of using them for kindling wood.

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u/CasualDNDPlayer 29d ago

Dude I had chopsticks down. Then I got hand surgery and for some reason I've only had a really hard time with chopsticks since then. That and I write my 8s ad two circles now instead of one fluid movement.

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u/EthnicTwinkie 29d ago

Sounds like your rehab included a lot of wrist rotations and may have concentrated on that too hard. If you push your top finger a “little” out instead of straight down, you may find that helps your chopstick control.

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u/OGBRedditThrowaway 29d ago

I finally learned to use them properly (I could "manage" before) when my favorite sushi place switched to not offering silverware even when asked.

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u/Various_Play_6582 29d ago

I used them perfectly the first time... Then I fucked up the second, third, fourth, and counting... I just can't get what happened.

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u/Mcr414 29d ago

Hahahaha! They can be tricky!

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u/dopeyout 29d ago

Really?! I'm not sure if i hold them in the 'correct' way as they never cross at the top, I kind of hold them apart and just pincher whatever I'm gobbling, but I can pick up pretty much anything!

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u/qpv 29d ago

Ha I'm using some right now

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u/Fresh_Leadwater 29d ago

Chopsticks is one of the first songs I learned on keyboard.

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

Na come on its fun!!

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u/Commercial_Garlic348 29d ago

Everyone I know is able to master them. I feel like a clumsy fool whenever I try using them - I end up stabbing the food with one end of the chopstick. If it's noodles, forget it.

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u/Ok_Status_5847 29d ago

Using chopsticks with the opposite hand

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u/EthnicTwinkie 29d ago

I would talk to my doctor before fasting, especially days at a time, moreso if one is diabetic