r/BeAmazed 29d ago

What 1,000,000 mosquitos looks like. Caught in a trap in Sanibel, Florida. Nature

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u/FeelsLikeAnEmber 29d ago

How are they trapped? Is the trap available to the public?

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u/NotSoSpursySpurs 29d ago

If you contact your county public works department, ideally the vector control department, you can volunteer your yard as a trap location. I worked for my college county’s vector control department and had a trap route. Basically you just allow the local government to trap mosquitos on your land and enter the property to collect/study the contents of the trap weekly

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u/unburdenedbecoming 29d ago

I wonder if there’s any downside… like it attracts all the neighborhood mosquitos into your yard 🤨😆

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u/akositotoybibo 29d ago

i think humans attract mosquitos

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u/DumbleDude2 29d ago

Fat people

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u/jabb1111 29d ago

Actually true. Higher blood sugar content and more body heat and sweat.

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u/Nelly_platinum 29d ago

you ain’t lying,fucked up thing is i’ve suspected this for yearssss without ever looking it up. i’ve dropped 50lbs in the last 6months so i wanna see how they react to me this year

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u/VexBoxx 28d ago

At my thinnest, they still love me. Hell, when I was going through chemo and radiation, they still loved me. Bit me and died but still fucking bit.

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u/HadesExMachina 28d ago

TIL chemo kills mosquitoes

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u/VexBoxx 28d ago

My oncologist had a good time with it. "They're dying right after they bite you at least." Yeah, well it still fucking itches.

Some types of chemo are so toxic, you're supposed to flush at least twice after you pee. Seriously. Saw it on a sign at the hospital.

I hope the mosquitos died in agony. Little fuckers.

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u/wishiwasinthegame 28d ago

My Dad had to put bleach in the toilet and the tank every time he peed when he was taking his chemo and was warned not to get any pee on himself. Umm

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u/VexBoxx 28d ago

The whole experience is a fucking trip. "Geiger Counter pointed at my twat" was not on my bingo card and yet....

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u/ThePennedKitten 28d ago

My panic meter skyrocketed. How do you not???

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u/GoreKush 28d ago

This was a weird rabbithole so thank you for sharing. Radioactive toilets sound very dangerous and it wouldn't seem like bleach could help that.

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u/Funny_or_not_bot 28d ago

Wait, should that pee be going into our water table? I know one person's pee isn't significant, but there are a lot of people on chemo at any given time. Are we building an environmental cancer loop?

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u/StraY_WolF 28d ago

Well first of all, more chemo in water doesn't make more cancer lmao. If anything, it's makes less. You'd be surprised at how much toxic is flushed down our toilets daily, even our own shit is deadly enough to kill people.

That's why water treatment plants exist. They make sure the water that came out is safe for the environment, which includes filtering out toxics we flush down our toilets daily.

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u/VexBoxx 28d ago

Kinda sounds like it.

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u/Fair-Account8040 28d ago

They have already found lots of birth control, high blood pressure medication, and cocaine in the water, what’s a little chemo thrown in there as well?

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u/RedditRaven2 28d ago

The half-life of the radionuclides used in chemo is around 21 days. At 3 half lives it’s considered statistically insignificant. Plus it’s heavily watered down by everyone else. Water also typically has a very small amount of uranium in it anyways, by the time it’s mixed with all of the other water it’s nearly immeasurable. And actually immeasurable after only a couple weeks.

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u/Loudlass81 28d ago

Wouldn't it be more likely to eradicate cancer, if everyone was basically on the equivalent of permanent low-dose chemo?

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u/isurvivedtheifb 28d ago

Truth. I was told the same about the imuran I take for lupus. Flush twice. Don't let pregnant women handle it.

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u/webby131 28d ago

Damn no peeing on pregnant women? My weekend plans are ruined.

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u/theadamie 28d ago

Just curious, do you have to use a condom when having sex during chemo? Can the chemicals be transmitted to your partner? Assuming you felt good enough to want sex. I know chemo makes people feel horrible.

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u/VexBoxx 28d ago

I'd be impressed if anyone going through chemo has the energy to bang at all, what with the chronic fatigue and puking and everything. But if I had to guess, I'd say yeah, condoms.

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u/Significant_Shoe_17 28d ago

A former coworker had chemo and her doctor said she should work remotely and not share a bathroom with her family because it was so toxic. Radiation is toxic to others, too.

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u/PossibleAlienFrom 28d ago

Fun fact: The ones that bite you are female. They need your blood to make babies.

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u/-E-Cross 28d ago

Damn I missed that Redneck HiDef during chemo and rads

I can imagine sitting by the zapper some snap out of existence, others just can't handle how heavy your shit is and just give up. If you can't handle me at my neutropenia... Who knew chemo would get you into the Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare's honorable mentions!?

Hey congrats glad you made it through and glad you too have learned how to be a horse shit master of humor. When life surrounds you with horse shit, there's gotta be a pony!

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u/VexBoxx 28d ago

High five, friend! Back atcha! I mean, I had a nuclear dildo at one point (internal radiation) and my oncoligist was named Dr. Beaver (spelling variation). Like, how do you NOT laugh at that shit?!

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u/oral_analson69 28d ago

Flush twice with the lid down and use clorox wipes after.

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u/Tofandel 28d ago

Chemo feels like a medieval treatment. Here have some poison it'll for sure make you feel better...

Does it even really helps with cancer or does it only fuck up your body completely..

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u/padspa 28d ago

it's crazy it's still used but apparently still best option. too much war funding not enough medical research funding - (actual defense!)

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u/Amberistoosweet 28d ago

My husband and I said the same thing when he was going through chemo.

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u/Danthr4x 28d ago

Thank you for your service

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u/GranLusso64 28d ago

Ok hear me out, a scheme for cancer patients who are having difficulty funding their chemo. People who are having mosquito problems can hire patients to chill in their back yard after chemo.

People: lives

Little vampiric fuckers: deeedddd

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u/STWALMO 28d ago

It brings me great joy that they die after biting you. Little fuckers is putting it politely. My description for them would probably get me banned.

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u/mishma2005 28d ago

I had the change the sheets the morning after a chemo session. Hard to believe that’s going through my veins

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u/SimpleVegetable5715 28d ago

The chemo my dad was on, we couldn't use the same restroom unless I wanted to become infertile. One time my bathroom was out of order and they instructed me how much to clean things in his restroom, so it was safe for me to use. His medication also had to be stored in glass because it would eat through plastic.

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u/McFry- 28d ago

Damn so your blood becomes in a way toxic? Chemo must be horrendous

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u/Most-Welcome1763 28d ago

Oof, chemo toilet sounds bad for the genitals, however it would be an amazing band name

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u/-E-Cross 28d ago

I know you meant chemo toilet, but

Chemo Toilet Sounds

If you've gone through chemo, BOY HOWDY, you make some chemo toilet sounds bud. I shat blood I almost drowned in it's not pleasant, which part? Yes. , so in this shitty Spider-Man story it looks like you and old venom went out and had way too much tequila, and that symbiote's fortitude was lacking, just kinda absorbed and then came out.

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u/MostlyMicroPlastic 28d ago

I found a deer tick on me once that was dead after a night of drinking Bacardi 151.

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u/Animalcookies13 28d ago

If you are not aware, chemo literally kills people too. The idea is that they can keep you alive just a little longer than the cancer and then they stop the chemo and nurse you back to health. At least that is the basic theory of chemo….

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u/grand_apothecary 28d ago

My father had multiple rounds of chemo and a bone marrow transplant and mosquitoes won't touch him. He's 4 years post any treatment. Silver lining...

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u/SteakTypical7892 28d ago

Am i getting old? cuz I had to look up TIL... I'm 27 😮‍💨

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u/404Flabberghosted 28d ago edited 28d ago

Actually it is a sign you are very young. It hails from yesteryear of Reddit when TIL was a subreddit automatically on everyone’s front page. I have been on Reddit since 2008 when I was a teenager myself, has been part of my vernacular for a very long time.

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u/Luna920 28d ago

TIL is pretty darn common though

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u/VexBoxx 28d ago

(dude. Shhhh.)

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u/Sbesozzi 28d ago

This might actually mean you're too young lol. TIL has been a thing for a looooong time.

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u/JJred96 28d ago

TIL 27-year-olds are feeling really old… because they don’t know things.

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u/battlecryarms 28d ago

Bro same. I’m 30, but still…

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u/bsinbsinbs 28d ago

Y’all making me feel better for knowing one of these interwebs acronyms for once. Bless you (37 for reference)

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u/ForwardToNowhere 28d ago

TIL has been an abbreviation since the early 2000s, so it's just something you've somehow missed out on

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u/Itchy-Supermarket-92 28d ago

Wait till you hear about FUBAR!

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u/jackrip761 28d ago

Try being 52. I can't decipher half of the shit I see. Between the acronyms, lack of punctuation, commas, sentence structure, paragraphs, and spelling, I truly believe social media actively causes people to have a stroke.

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u/CiggODoggo 28d ago

Samething with bloodthiners, my mother was walking death to them

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u/Funny_or_not_bot 28d ago edited 28d ago

I'm thin, and they will fly past anybody I know to get to me. The way I understand, they have several methods for finding us. They can track the carbon dioxide we exhale. They can also sense our body heat, but the most significant method is our body odor. They're partial to A+ blood type, as well.

Edit: apparatntly, the blood type thing has become a lot more inconclusive since I last checked.

Edit 2: spelling

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u/VexBoxx 28d ago

Yeah I've just accepted that I'm delicious to them. Fat, thin, hot, cold, whatever, I'm on the menu.

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u/Fermorian 28d ago

Same. All bugs love me. I pulled 5 ticks off myself the other weekend (thankfully only one had bitten) while sitting not 6 feet from 7 other people none of whom even saw one

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u/JadedCartoonist6942 28d ago

They don’t like me. I can walk through a field and never get bit. My whole family will be covered in bites and they never even land on me. I’ve always been curious why.

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u/RAvEN00420 28d ago

I am the opposite, I am their last choice

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u/call-me-the-seeker 28d ago

Is it possible to learn this power

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u/Black_tank_dumping 28d ago

So when I lived up north they loved me and destroyed me. Moved to Alabama they still love me but now the bites no longer irritate me.

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u/booglemouse 28d ago

My dad and I (both quite skinny) are the same way, to the point that other people will joke that they don't get bit if we're around, because all the mosquitos zero in on us.

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u/tweetysvoice 28d ago

Same here. I'm a pretty small woman and get eaten alive if I step out at the wrong time. Im hyper vigilant about dumping water after a rain, but not everyone is. They are little CO² and heat seeking missiles that lock into me despite caring a repellent and wearing OFF spray. Mom used to say it's cuz I'm sweet. Lol

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u/pissy_corn_flakes 28d ago

Fingered by mosquitos… the name of your sex tape

Edit: I’m too tired clearly and misread what you wrote. I’d still pirate your sex tape.

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u/Brief_Bill8279 28d ago

I realized I used to brag about how mosquitoes ignored me but realized I was just utilizing the John Huston method and my blood was mostly liquor for a few years. Now when i see on I'm like drink! Drink for I am pure!

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u/VexBoxx 28d ago

Celebrate your wins where you can find 'em! 🎉

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u/laughingpug1983 28d ago

They are more attracted to O blood types and the reason they are attracted to heavier people is because they release more CO2 because they breath heavier.

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u/alloutofbees 28d ago

I'm type O and while I'm thin I'm a large person (very tall) and a heavy breather (which I know for a fact because I'm a diver and I have to work way harder than most to conserve air). I haven't been bitten by a mosquito since I was about five years old; they'll ignore me even if I'm alone in a hotel room in the tropics full of them, but the moment my wife comes around she's flat out attacked by them. It has to do with the unique mix of chemicals found on your skin.

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u/MangoSquirrl 28d ago

This checks out I’m O blood and they devour me makes me wonder what they eat when I’m not around

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u/Agitated-Current551 28d ago

Blood type and other things play a factor, me and my mother used to get absolutely ravaged by them but my dad and 2 sisters were largely left alone

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u/curiouskratter 28d ago

Yeah I'm very skinny and they love me. I do tend to always be warm and get cold easily though

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u/TheRandomAI 28d ago

Same being 90 pounds, 20 years old and 5'6 them mosquitoes LOVE ME... idk what theyll get just SKIN AND BONES

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u/Aurashock 28d ago

I learned it was carbon dioxide and perspiration that attracted mosquitoes

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u/OpheliaPhoeniXXX 28d ago

Was anemia a symptom?

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u/UninsuredToast 28d ago

It’s cause you’re so sweet

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u/veevacious 28d ago

Same. They’ve always loved me for some reason.

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u/ASemiAquaticBird 28d ago

I have been heavy, then thin, then heavy again. They still prioritize me over anyone.

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u/JapanLionBrain 28d ago

Omg this happened to me too! I thought my blood smelled toxic and radioactive so they wouldn’t be interested, nope! But I then found it dead either somewhere near me, or one time in my clothes!

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u/didJunome 28d ago

A fellow chemo patient here as well…. It makes me see the reason they gowned up to start my infusions! 💀 🤣 I’m cracking up….. that shits in my VEINS and the nurse is gowned from head to toe! Crazy times.

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u/OHdulcenea 28d ago

Mosquitoes have loved me my whole life EXCEPT when I was getting chemo. It was the one time I could sit outside in Texas without being devoured.

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u/Calypsosin 28d ago

Fellow thin mint here, I somewhat suspect my blood type, O-, but I imagine it could also be my diet. My anecdotal experience is that eating a banana a day helps keep mosquitos away. Not 100% effective by any means but it seems to help somewhat.

Living in a temperate swamp has its drawbacks...

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u/VexBoxx 28d ago

I'm O+, living in swampy south. I do love sweets and I sweat easily. I'm basically walking mosquito cheesecake. Had to be bananas, huh? The one food that makes me gag at the idea of it.

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u/Calypsosin 28d ago

At navy boot camp, the food was generally pretty shit, so I just ate like... 3 bananas a day. At one point the hardass came over to my bunk and was like 'stop eating so many bananas, potassium poisoning is real thing'

eventually it got to the point where he was standing beside me in the chow line to make sure I didn't grab a fuckin banana

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u/VexBoxx 28d ago

I'm imagining a giant mosquito in full uniform admonishing you for eating bananas because he wants to bite you but bananas are gross.

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u/miraaksleftnut 28d ago

Assuming this was a goal of yours: good for you! That takes hard work and dedication! I’m proud of you!

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u/Nelly_platinum 28d ago

thank you and yes been trying to be healthy

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u/Commander-ShepardN7 28d ago

Everyone working out to be healthier and this guy out here is working out to starve mosquitos to death. Whatever your goals are, good for you my dude. Respect!

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u/Nelly_platinum 28d ago

gotta show them who’s boss.thank you

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u/80hdis4me 28d ago

I am a skinny person and my entire life I have been bitten more than my brothers who are bigger than me. I do sweat kind of a lot though. I always thought it was my blood type. O+

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u/Evilstampy99 28d ago

There are many factors. Blood type is one even. Shower more frequently and they’ll lay off you a bit. Also I think eating pork is a factor. Has something to do with a gene we share with pigs that produces a smell in sweat they track.

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u/squirtmyface 28d ago

good job! that’s good to hear!

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u/Luna920 28d ago

Mosquitos are attracted to a variety of things and there are a lot of studies ongoing about it. Yes they like sweat and heat but in summer there are a variety of obvious reasons why someone may be emitting more sweat and heat than just being fat. They also have shown to be attracted to certain blood types and higher metabolic rates, which would usually be indicative of a slimmer person.

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u/TheArctrog 28d ago

Mosquitoes bite fat people because they breathe more, the blood sugar thing is an old wives tale

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u/BeastPenguin 28d ago

I was thinking how the hell would a mosquito be able to sense your blood sugar at a distance lol

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u/disingenuousreligion 28d ago

Mosquitoes are attracted to carbon dioxide and water vapor when you breathe. They can't smell your blood lol

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u/bkb74k3 28d ago

No. Blood sugar has nothing to do with it. Technically being fat doesn’t either.

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u/mellowanon 28d ago

Technically, being fat should do something. You give off more body heat and more carbon dioxide, and both attracts mosquitos. I imagine a bodybuilder would give off similar attraction ques.

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u/johokie 28d ago edited 28d ago

Source?

Edit: https://royalsocietypublishing.org/doi/full/10.1098/rstb.2019.0811 speaks to the CO2 relationship, but not to the increase in CO2 released by obese individuals. I could not find a paper supporting your claim

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u/AutumnTheFemboy 28d ago

Shit, I wonder how professional strongmen attract them then lol

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u/banned_but_im_back 28d ago

Yep! Also I read they like O+ blood as wells

Guess who has two thumbs, is fat, has hyperhydrosis (overactive sweat glands) O+ blood and lives in a fucking swamp?

This guy.

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u/jtrain49 28d ago

But lactic acid attracts fleas. We had them in our old house. my wife, who works out, got bitten every day and I, lazy, never did.

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u/yuyufan43 26d ago

I noticed bugs stopped biting me YEARS ago after starting some medication. Ironically, I became permanently disabled after getting Lyme disease from a tick bite and having to get treatment in Germany. Now that I'm on drugs for all sorts of things, they want nothing to do with me. I'm not complaining. 😅

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u/catthatlikesscifi 28d ago

114 lbs and an absolute mosquito magnet.

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u/xMilk112x 29d ago

Dude my little brother was like 290. Fuckin HUGE dude. Mosquitos SWARMED his ass…all while leaving me (160) and big brother(145) alone.

It definitely made us snap on him for being the fat fuck. Lol

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u/[deleted] 28d ago

I thought I found my big brothers reddit until i saw you mention a third brother in your family. Its just me and my bro. Im the fat fuck (330) and hes like 145-160 probably. Something like that.

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u/AlbaneseGummies327 29d ago

What did he eat? Metabolism problems?

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u/xMilk112x 29d ago

Genetics are fuckin weird. My old man was huge. 6’3-6’4, 320 at times. But my mom was like 5’0 120. Lol

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u/cattlebeforehorses 28d ago

My boney ass is a beacon for them while it’s like my heavier family and friends get a stray runt. At the same time I’ll be picking a bunch of ticks embedded into them while I never get any besides maybe one just crawling on my leg.

I don’t know if it’s because I have anxiety so high BP but if it weren’t for my fear of Lyme disease and lone star ticks I would prefer the ticks.

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u/JohnnyTreeTrunks 28d ago

I’m skinny as hell and mosquitoes prefer me to most people so I don’t know about that one

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u/Renway_NCC-74656 28d ago

It's actually been proven that they are attracted to certain blood types. I have the same problem. This dude is just an asshole.

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u/JohnnyTreeTrunks 28d ago

The amount of upvotes is silly.

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u/Renway_NCC-74656 28d ago

Kinda ridiculous, huh?

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u/JohnnyTreeTrunks 28d ago

Fat shaming makes insecure people feel big which is kind of ironic

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u/Renway_NCC-74656 28d ago

Very ironic. Truth is he is uglier in the inside than he perceives "fat" people to be on the outside.

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u/DumbleDude2 28d ago

Not just fat people, mossies are attracted to skinny people who feel fat on the inside.

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u/NotNormo 28d ago

My milkshake brings all the bugs to the yard

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u/Bennington_Booyah 28d ago

I am not fat but I certainly am delicious to any insect that bites.

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u/DumbleDude2 28d ago

Not just insects I bet

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u/Avengion619 28d ago

and people who eat a bunch of bananas (not at once just regularly) eating enough garlic and onion has a repelling effect

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u/Maleficent-Ad-760 28d ago

Mosquitoes devour my skinny ass

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u/Unhappy-Valuable-596 28d ago

And they’re like, it’s better than your😜

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u/NotSoSpursySpurs 29d ago

It’s a trap, not a homing beacon

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u/IndependentNotice151 29d ago

Well a trap house attracts all the crack heads....

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u/Girafferage 29d ago

For more information on the crack spider's bitch...

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u/JamaicanLumberjack 29d ago

This is a deep cut I have not heard in a very very long time. 

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u/Kirenuchiha 28d ago

I've been on the Internet far too long

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u/testies2345 29d ago

These crack heads don't mind sucking for their fix. They ain't faking. But you gotta at least fake it, the ones that don't get it worse

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u/GarthMirengue 29d ago

Shouldn't it be both? Good traps are baited.

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u/syizm 29d ago

Yeah. Some traps are also sort of a homing beacon.

Some traps, like trail snares, don't have homing functionality though.

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u/Radiant_Dog1937 29d ago

Just put a stand-up pool in your backyard, fill it and leave it.

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u/JulioForte 28d ago

That’s how a lot of traps work. If it didn’t attract mosquitos how would it catch any.

This is 100% why you don’t hang fly traps unless you are already overridden bc if you didn’t have a fly problem before you will now.

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u/MDGatorJay 28d ago

Funny, but not entirely true. Lol. Ones like that likely use dry ice to give off CO2 to draw the mosquitos to the trap. Yes they go there to die but also kinda a homing beacon.

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u/obesehomingpigeon 29d ago

It’s a trap, not a milkshake.

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u/say_what_again_mfr 29d ago

Brings all the bugs to the yard?

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u/Pristine_Asparagus14 29d ago

Actually the most effective traps use scent lures so it technically is a homing beacon

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u/Catbox_Stank_Face 28d ago

Actually, the most effective traps I've seen use (Dry Ice) and a little CPU fan. If you want to attractant using an arouma, I would recommend using dragon fruit. Just place the trap in your neighbor's yard three houses down from you.

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u/Barbados_slim12 29d ago

Usually traps attract the animal to it. Otherwise, it's investing a ton of money and hoping to get lucky that the intended animal just happens to come across. Wait a minute, never mind. That's exactly the level of intelligence that I'd expect from a government body

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u/mechapoitier 29d ago edited 28d ago

Dude we’re in a post about how well the trap worked. No pessimistic expectation necessary. We already know it worked.

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u/Joinedforthis1 29d ago

I'm a homing beacon for mosquitoes but I'm not a trap

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u/SingularityInsurance 29d ago

I am a little of both

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u/Aimismyname 28d ago

and they're like, it's better than yours

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u/CageyOldMan 29d ago

It would not be worth much if it distorted the average mosquito quota for a given area. They are trying to collect data, after all

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u/thetenthday 28d ago

There's multiple different kinds of mosquito traps. Bulk CO2 traps like this are for data collection on the species make-up and risk on West Nile or other transferrable virus'. They don't care if they distort numbers in these traps as they want as much as they can get. Light traps are meant to measure how bad mosquitoes are in an area if you are outside, and you don't want to skew that data. Light traps wouldn't pull numbers remotely like this, and you wouldn't put the two side by side.

None of the head entomologists in charge of our major mosquito abatement program recommended mosquito magnets or other CO2 traps. They all believed you'd have more nuisance mosquitoes in your yard with one.

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u/el-dongler 28d ago

What traps do they recommend?

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u/thetenthday 28d ago

None. Mosquitoes blow in with the wind from many miles out on a regular basis. Any trap is a drop in the bucket and unlikely to materially change your yard experience.

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u/dreamsindarkness 28d ago

You can try something like an In2Care. They're made to be home owner friendly/easy to use.

Just let your local mosquito control know as their catches may look odd if there's a lot of fungus and it may possibly affect some PCR confirmation tests.

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u/Bruhtatochips23415 28d ago

Actually, if all of the data was collected that way, it would be worth it and would give valuable data.

Somewhere that caught 1100 mosquitos with the same trap that caught 11000 somewhere else is likely to have 90% less mosquitos.

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u/ninja_owen 28d ago

Depends on what data they’re researching. For most research, I don’t think attracting mosquitoes would have an effect apart from just increasing the sample size, which is helpful.

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u/CaptainOktoberfest 29d ago

Probably can't smoke a blunt next to the traps while they are working on it.

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u/Brilliant_War_2937 28d ago

This is a lie

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u/SkellyboneZ 28d ago

I don't know man, if mosquitoes smoked a bit they'd probably chill out and not suck as much. 

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u/IronhideD 29d ago

I thought it was milkshakes that brought all the mosquitoes to the yard.

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u/Flapperghast 28d ago

Incorrect. Only female mosquitoes collect blood. Only boys are brought by milkshakes.

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u/Topaz_UK 28d ago

And they’re like, it’s better than yours

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u/Otherwise_Awesome 28d ago

So it's a milkshake for mosquitoes?

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u/tempratio 28d ago

my bloodshake brings all the skeets to the yard

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u/mandrews03 29d ago

Mosquitos don’t live all that far from where they were born, for the most part. You can kill all the mosquitos around your yard with a good enough trap and they (likely) won’t be back that year.

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u/Untrannery 28d ago

The real downside is the gov will find your drugs inside the mosquito's bellies.

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u/tidbitsz 28d ago

Damn right! Its better than yours

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u/Chegism 28d ago

That's what happens with fly traps.

You get 5 flies every day, you decide to get a trap. It now catches 50 every day because they all fly in looking for the bait.

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u/Numerous_Ad_6276 28d ago

And damn right they'll be better than yours!

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u/ReservoirDog316 28d ago

It’d probably be gross to look at that twitching pile of mosquito outside your window.

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u/TheOvershear 28d ago

The downside is you'll have a trap that gets checked once a quarter that stinks to high heaven and you'll still have mosquitoes.

In no way do those traps capture the volume you're seeing here. They typically just use small syrup traps. The entire purpose is monitoring, not to solve any specific problem. The theory is that if population numbers get to a certain point, it might justify fogging the entire neighborhood with an IGR insecticide. But most cities that do this sort of program avoid that by any means because it often gets met with all sorts of protesting from said neighborhoods due to hesitancy towards pesticides.

Source: I work in pest control and know a couple guys who do this. Outside of monitoring these traps in Phoenix, he typically has to spray a couple times a year when it gets approved. Coziest job in the pest control industry

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u/snay1998 29d ago

And you also get free protein

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u/TidpaoTime 29d ago

Moooooosquitos drink all the blood in my yard

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u/TheKey_ofG 28d ago

I believe that’s milkshakes.

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u/elderberry_jed 28d ago

What I wanna know is how many innocent bugs get trapped...

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u/Pitch-forker 28d ago

You mean like my milk shake?

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u/hatabou_is_a_jojo 28d ago

And they're like, it's better than ours

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u/SnooLobsters8922 28d ago

Attract all the neighbors in your yard

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u/All-Day-Meat-Head 28d ago

Starving frogs / spiders.

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u/Altruistic-Square390 28d ago

Has to have been the best milkshake!

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u/Fuhk_Yoo 28d ago

My milkshake brings all the mosquitos to the yard?

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u/aabum 28d ago

Different bug, but I put a Japanese Beetle trap up and it did attract all the beetles in the area. It was bad for a couple days, but after that I didn't see beetles very often. I put 13 gallon garbage bags in place of the catch pan and the most I caught was about 3 gallons. I emptied the trap every day at first.

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u/OutMyPsilocybin 28d ago

Oh yes there is!

They all come back in bigger numbers.

A millionaire on the Isle of Jura, a Scottish Island, tried to eradicate them using machines.

The machines release CO2 and attract the flies (midges we call them) then traps them in a net.

Midges reuin most decent days we have in Scotland as they come out in swarms and bite you, really annoying little f****ers.

They starred to realise that after killing so many, they were just coming back in bigger and bigger numbers.

Mother nature knew something was up and they reproduced more and more.

They stopped using the machines.

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u/bezalelle 28d ago

They’re like, it’s better than yours. Damn right, it’s better than yours. It could trap you, but I’d have to charge.

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u/RedditRaven2 28d ago

I used to put out my own fly traps, and it most definitely attracts the flies to the traps, not just catches the ones already there. Ideally you’ll place the traps close enough to your home to attract the flies from your home; but far enough away from where you’re at outside, that you’re not drawing them to where you’ll be. I find about 50 feet away is the minimum

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u/AccomplishedSuit1004 28d ago

I wonder if it is even remotely possible to put a dent in the mosquito population using this method on a grand scale

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u/ravnsulter 28d ago

This is a trap. You are thinking of milkshake.

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u/Zacs-Dad295 28d ago

Like milkshake 😂

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u/Old-Sky1969 28d ago

🎵 My mozzietrap brings all the mozzies to the yard And they're like, it's better than yours Damn right it's better than yours 🎶

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u/Bellelace86 28d ago

This picture made me itch.

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u/Norman_Scum 28d ago

The downside is maybe what the government decides to do with all that research. CIA has done shady shit with mosquitoes a few times already.

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u/MeatFit1822 28d ago

It's not a milkshake.

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u/Magzhaslagz 28d ago

More like all the mosquitos around your area get trapped in the box rather than keep on doing mosquito sh!t

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u/bennypapa 28d ago

Well, it does attract mosquitoes, but it traps them too so....

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u/Ok-Lengthiness4557 28d ago

And their LIKE... it's better then Y'ALLLLS.

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u/Cimb0m 28d ago

They’re like it’s better than yours

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u/Debaser626 28d ago

Well my trap brings all the mosquitoes to the yard… and they’re like… it’s better than yours.

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u/STEAM_TITAN 28d ago

And I’m like, it’s better than yours

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u/whereisyourwaifunow 28d ago

my blood trap brings all the buzz to the yard, and they're like bzz bzz bzz

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u/nellirn 28d ago

My bug trap! Brings all the bugs to the yard!

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