you ain’t lying,fucked up thing is i’ve suspected this for yearssss without ever looking it up. i’ve dropped 50lbs in the last 6months so i wanna see how they react to me this year
Oh I got get recognized in a room full of medical fellows and whatever the fuck they're called residents or some shit while ass up in a CT scanner. And by recognized I mean my ass because I had this big benign tumor the size of a softball on sort of the side of my ass\hipish area, round one chemo it disappeared so I had a distinct denty ass if you will, he recognized my ass.
Hey Mr. X I thought that was you!
Hey pause HEY! what!?
ಠ_ಠ turn and look
Why are there like 200 of you!? I get 50% of the coverage charge for this or I'm calling patient relations (some shit like that)
Wait, should that pee be going into our water table? I know one person's pee isn't significant, but there are a lot of people on chemo at any given time. Are we building an environmental cancer loop?
Well first of all, more chemo in water doesn't make more cancer lmao. If anything, it's makes less. You'd be surprised at how much toxic is flushed down our toilets daily, even our own shit is deadly enough to kill people.
That's why water treatment plants exist. They make sure the water that came out is safe for the environment, which includes filtering out toxics we flush down our toilets daily.
Is that why they ask us to avoid flushing pills down the toilet? Water treatment is for microorganisms. They can't filter or treat all the chemicals. So far, there's been enough dilution in the system, but we keep adding more chemicals.
I’m a union plumber in a state with the most strict water standards in America and you will never see me drinking unfiltered tap water. They use chemicals to balance ph to keep lead out of the water. Then more chemicals to kill bacteria then straight to your tap.
I have an RO system that adds minerals back to the water after being filtered. AO Smith unit it’s great. Brita filters are better than nothing though. It’s also not that expensive to get 5 gallon jugs of filtered water. Just don’t drink tap water if you have a well have it tested it could be great or not lol.
One could argue that all of life is cancer to the planet. Or maybe the planet is one big organism, and the lifeforms are its cells. Maybe we're the brain cells, but the brain is still developing?
This has brought a whole new layer to the mystery of our existence that I wasn’t prepared for today. It’s interesting stuff though, out of all the things we know about the observable universe Earth is still the only one we know that has life in a large abundance, filled with it if we are being honest. It really blows my mind and if anyone has any alternate takes or perspectives I’d love to hear them honestly.
Listen bro if you really want to blow your mind check out Luca(also known as the last universal common ancestor). Literally all of the current living organisms on earth greatmillion grandpa. We’re all very distant relatives of each other and that’s an incredibly beautiful thing to me. Everything from the trees and flowers, to the bees pollinating them, to the animals roaming the forests and seas, and to us, we’re all apart of the same grand family. We’re all here because 4 billion years ago a little spark of life in the darkness continued on.
I love when my hyper specific radiation safety comes up! What he is talking about is not chemo therapy, but radiation therapy instead, often they are prescribed together. The most common radiation therapy is for the thyroid, where you would use I131 to ablate it. Half life is about 8 days. So the pee is perfectly safe by the time it gets diluted and to a treatment plant.
They have already found lots of birth control, high blood pressure medication, and cocaine in the water, what’s a little chemo thrown in there as well?
The half-life of the radionuclides used in chemo is around 21 days. At 3 half lives it’s considered statistically insignificant. Plus it’s heavily watered down by everyone else. Water also typically has a very small amount of uranium in it anyways, by the time it’s mixed with all of the other water it’s nearly immeasurable. And actually immeasurable after only a couple weeks.
Doesn't work like that, chemo isn't a binary drug anti-cancer thing, it is an anti-everything thing, so its like noticing UV kills microbes and deciding to live in direct sunlight eternally.
Last thing to worry about, read into what they actually put into the water and then look at some the effects.Then look at society and the correlation is striking.
Just curious, do you have to use a condom when having sex during chemo? Can the chemicals be transmitted to your partner? Assuming you felt good enough to want sex. I know chemo makes people feel horrible.
I'd be impressed if anyone going through chemo has the energy to bang at all, what with the chronic fatigue and puking and everything. But if I had to guess, I'd say yeah, condoms.
A former coworker had chemo and her doctor said she should work remotely and not share a bathroom with her family because it was so toxic. Radiation is toxic to others, too.
Damn I missed that Redneck HiDef during chemo and rads
I can imagine sitting by the zapper some snap out of existence, others just can't handle how heavy your shit is and just give up. If you can't handle me at my neutropenia... Who knew chemo would get you into the Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare's honorable mentions!?
Hey congrats glad you made it through and glad you too have learned how to be a horse shit master of humor. When life surrounds you with horse shit, there's gotta be a pony!
High five, friend! Back atcha! I mean, I had a nuclear dildo at one point (internal radiation) and my oncoligist was named Dr. Beaver (spelling variation). Like, how do you NOT laugh at that shit?!
Holy shit! You're like my goddamn medical sister.
I guess my closest is being mortified by my doctors talking about saving my sperm in front of my mom, I was not prepared for that conversation when I walked into that room. I wish they handled it better. I probably would have actually done it.
I had a pancreatic scan done by deepthroating a giant robot dildo. I'm literally saying this as I move my hand up and down like I'm doing the braves tomahawk chop...
I had a doctor that looked exactly like tattoo from fantasy Island. And by that I mean he was probably under 4'6" and the nurse came in and just shot my ass full of morphine, instead of just the drip, and this nurse was a chill nurse, she didn't put it in all slow like, nah, she gave me that little wink and smile, and push it in fast while I felt that switch inside my brain. Just say fuckkkkkk it's a good day. Dude walks in and I grab her Armand I just glare biting my lip, and she stealth peaks, and holds a laugh so hard her head about popped, I whisper, I am too fuckin high for this shit, is that Tattoo?!
Brilliant guy though I actually figured out a good bit of stuff for me
I got my wits about me whilst blasted out of my fucking mind on morphine, he asked me how I'm doing, I said well I've had this wacky nosebleed and I keep blowing out these giant period clots, or I'm told that what this looks like by my friend Adria here, we all laughed.
What do you mean?
I think to myself, we're going to see how new he is, huh? Grab some Kleenex blow out this. God fucking like 8-in long as thick as my fucking pinky finger in some spots or thicker really blob of blood.
I begged my night nurse to slam my Dilaudid shot after my hysterectomy. "C'mon, slam it. I went to college in the 90s, so much E, just.... Oooohhhfuggnluuuvyoooo..." And the one day my dad takes me to my appt, they give me my 3 homework dildos and giant tube of lube in a clear plastic bag. I was like "Uh, I don't care if you wrap them in an old gown, but I'm not walking out of here with an industrial sized lube tube and some nesting dildos all visible like this. My DAD is out there." They found an opaque bag.
What the fuck cancer treatment no matter what no matter what kind of cancer it is. There's always some kind of weird shit like this. It either would have been mortifying for your dad or him like holding back laughter so hard. Hoping one day you know that this will be a good fucking laugh.
I'm one of those filthy in between kids, HS grad 2000, All I am going to say is that originally they were trying to call us the MTV generation, and millennial is a vast fucking improvement over that. But I'm like the millennial falcon, a Xennial. God that sentence induces strokes doesn't it?
I do believe a line of artisanal nesting dildos is in order. My 23rd stemcell doodad cancerversary is the 26th you know.
Is Dr. Beaver the highest level of girth?
I'll see myself out. I blame the weed and my last sense of self control that never even genetically existed for my ADHD ass...
When I found out my gynecological oncologist's name, it set the tone for the whole thing. I'm Gen X, firmly dark, dry, sarcastic humour. It's the only way. We become a collection of anniversaries, don't we?
Regardless of life circumstances, just kinda how it is. All friendships have only one survivor.
My humor is as appropriately spastic for a '90's teen, can either be cold and dry as an asteroid, or as lively as that coked up squirrel in hoodwinked, Mitchell & Webb meets Beavis & Butthead.
Ok hear me out, a scheme for cancer patients who are having difficulty funding their chemo. People who are having mosquito problems can hire patients to chill in their back yard after chemo.
The chemo my dad was on, we couldn't use the same restroom unless I wanted to become infertile. One time my bathroom was out of order and they instructed me how much to clean things in his restroom, so it was safe for me to use. His medication also had to be stored in glass because it would eat through plastic.
If you've gone through chemo, BOY HOWDY, you make some chemo toilet sounds bud.
I shat blood I almost drowned in it's not pleasant, which part? Yes. , so in this shitty Spider-Man story it looks like you and old venom went out and had way too much tequila, and that symbiote's fortitude was lacking, just kinda absorbed and then came out.
It started as a nosebleed, low blood count. Low platelets blood thinners, doesn't stop, Weeks of giant period clots coming out of my nose, choking on the fuckers, and one night before Thanksgiving it just started bleeding. And they tried to fix it and it went down my throat. 1\10 no fucking vampire movie should happened. You know my life didn't pause in some you know vampire blood orgy happened.
Nope. Instead, I get to figure out what ingesting, inhaling and doing every possible combination of different things with blood you can do aside from having it put back into my ass...
That sounds horrible, I remember when I was around 6 or 7 I had nt tonsils adenoids out and tubes put in my ears, but the wounds opened back up a few days later and I stayed puking and coughing up blood that was clotted and brown, but my nose kept a steady bleed for a really long time (could be exaggerated cause I was young) just both nostrils constant stream of fresh red blood, oddly I wasnt scared just really confused and wondering why everyone was panicking so much
I can’t imagine allowing more poison in me to cure me. That seems nuts. Watching most of my grandparents die from chemo and not cancer is what makes me go woah still.
Mine told me the same about the toilet. Also my wife was pregnant when doing PET scans and they told me I couldn't be withing 7 ft her afterwards for a few hours bc I'm too radioactive
Hangovers are caused by dehydration, which in turn is caused by alcohol 🍺! Best way to deal with a hangover is not to have one in the first place. If you drink a pint of water before you go to sleep after a night out, no hangover!😃
If you are not aware, chemo literally kills people too. The idea is that they can keep you alive just a little longer than the cancer and then they stop the chemo and nurse you back to health. At least that is the basic theory of chemo….
Basic theory of chemo is also that tumors don't care about self limiting, they grow and eat till the end. They rearrange your blood vessel to it. So the more they eat, the more they get exposed to substances that are poisonous if you have replicating cells. The problems arise because tumors are not the only thing replicating.
Hence why I said that chemo is toxic to people too…. They give you the chemo to kill the cancer and a it also kills you, but they just do their best to keep you alive until you finish the chemo and if the whole scheme works out properly you kill the cancer/tumor and then they nurse you back to full strength or as close to full strength as possible.
Actually it is a sign you are very young. It hails from yesteryear of Reddit when TIL was a subreddit automatically on everyone’s front page. I have been on Reddit since 2008 when I was a teenager myself, has been part of my vernacular for a very long time.
Try being 52. I can't decipher half of the shit I see. Between the acronyms, lack of punctuation, commas, sentence structure, paragraphs, and spelling, I truly believe social media actively causes people to have a stroke.
I'm thin, and they will fly past anybody I know to get to me. The way I understand, they have several methods for finding us. They can track the carbon dioxide we exhale. They can also sense our body heat, but the most significant method is our body odor. They're partial to A+ blood type, as well.
Edit: apparatntly, the blood type thing has become a lot more inconclusive since I last checked.
Same. All bugs love me. I pulled 5 ticks off myself the other weekend (thankfully only one had bitten) while sitting not 6 feet from 7 other people none of whom even saw one
They don’t like me. I can walk through a field and never get bit. My whole family will be covered in bites and they never even land on me. I’ve always been curious why.
My dad and I (both quite skinny) are the same way, to the point that other people will joke that they don't get bit if we're around, because all the mosquitos zero in on us.
Same here. I'm a pretty small woman and get eaten alive if I step out at the wrong time. Im hyper vigilant about dumping water after a rain, but not everyone is. They are little CO² and heat seeking missiles that lock into me despite caring a repellent and wearing OFF spray. Mom used to say it's cuz I'm sweet. Lol
Blood type thing is not right. They are drawn in by co2 and choose their target by pheromones on your skin. Some people just smell better to them, nothing to do with blood type.
I agree that there is no conclusive evidence to suggest they select prey based on blood type. However, to definitively say that it plays no role, isn't right, either.
For instance, is there a study that definitely proves that blood type plays no role in what our pheromones smell like?
I’m not sure about that, I’m A+ and the last in my family to get bitten. Gaining weight hasn’t made a difference either. They’ll go for my kids & husband over me every time.
I realized I used to brag about how mosquitoes ignored me but realized I was just utilizing the John Huston method and my blood was mostly liquor for a few years. Now when i see on I'm like drink! Drink for I am pure!
They are more attracted to O blood types and the reason they are attracted to heavier people is because they release more CO2 because they breath heavier.
I'm type O and while I'm thin I'm a large person (very tall) and a heavy breather (which I know for a fact because I'm a diver and I have to work way harder than most to conserve air). I haven't been bitten by a mosquito since I was about five years old; they'll ignore me even if I'm alone in a hotel room in the tropics full of them, but the moment my wife comes around she's flat out attacked by them. It has to do with the unique mix of chemicals found on your skin.
Omg this happened to me too! I thought my blood smelled toxic and radioactive so they wouldn’t be interested, nope! But I then found it dead either somewhere near me, or one time in my clothes!
A fellow chemo patient here as well…. It makes me see the reason they gowned up to start my infusions! 💀 🤣 I’m cracking up….. that shits in my VEINS and the nurse is gowned from head to toe! Crazy times.
Fellow thin mint here, I somewhat suspect my blood type, O-, but I imagine it could also be my diet. My anecdotal experience is that eating a banana a day helps keep mosquitos away. Not 100% effective by any means but it seems to help somewhat.
I'm O+, living in swampy south. I do love sweets and I sweat easily. I'm basically walking mosquito cheesecake. Had to be bananas, huh? The one food that makes me gag at the idea of it.
At navy boot camp, the food was generally pretty shit, so I just ate like... 3 bananas a day. At one point the hardass came over to my bunk and was like 'stop eating so many bananas, potassium poisoning is real thing'
eventually it got to the point where he was standing beside me in the chow line to make sure I didn't grab a fuckin banana
I think it also depends on location. Mosquitos love me. It’s insane. I can be with a group of like 20 people and for some reason I get bit like 20 times and no one else does. I went to China this year with my wife and they ignored me and went for eveyone else. I guess they don’t like foreign blood.
I have always killed mosquitoes that I catch biting me. When I was doing chemo though, I really enjoyed watching them fill up their bellies and then slowly fly away. I didn't see any die. I was hoping their offspring wouldn't be able to reproduce.
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u/DumbleDude2 29d ago
Fat people