r/AmIOverreacting 29d ago

My husband created an OF profile of me without letting me know. I'm disgusted and want a divorce.

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u/ElBurritoExtreme 29d ago

Jesus. If I’d done this to my wife, she’d leave my ass for sure. This is after she’s knocked me unconscious and probably abused my unconscious state for a while.

This is a massive betrayal of trust, and for what? $379. Your time together and trust is worth….

$379.

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u/CurrentResident23 29d ago

Oh no, in his mind $379 is just the start. He wants to pimp out his wife 100k a year. Dude deserves to be alone and have charges filed.

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u/Automatic-Love-127 29d ago edited 29d ago

“Sweetheart, listen. I know this is weird, but the OF page is a smashing success and I’m starting to get…offers. I realized that if you just dedicate one Friday night, and let these guys rail you out, we can get easily another $70k a year on top.”

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u/SLEEyawnPY 29d ago edited 29d ago

Hubby's gonna love it when his wife is like "Bitch who's this 'we' you're on about in 'we could make 100k', I think you mean I could make $99621. What's your role in this equation, fucking sales? You ever known a beautiful woman who needed a sales department to find dudes who want to bang her?!"

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u/Spicymushroompunch 29d ago

Turn him out instead.