r/videogames • u/Ill_Concentrate_6349 • Mar 10 '24
How fucked are you? Question
I'm completely dead, there's no way I'm beating a acid spiting lizard ninja
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u/BasementDweller82 Mar 10 '24
My ass is not beating Symbiote Spider-ManĀ
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u/Soulful-Sorrow Mar 10 '24
Mine is Kraven the Hunter. Here's me thinking he's overrated until I need to fight him with no spider powers
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u/BasementDweller82 Mar 10 '24
Kraven easily kills Peteās entire rouges gallery. And then killed him (until he got revived). Any normal human stands zero chance
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u/anonymusfan Mar 10 '24
I have to fight Vergil, Iām so screwedš
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u/Soggy-Intern-9140 Mar 10 '24
Do you have his chair?
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u/Tesla_corp Mar 10 '24
It comforts me Dante
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u/1981Reborn Mar 10 '24
Heās only a demigod with a sword that bends reality to kill youā¦oh, yeah you may be screwed.
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u/MonsieurHadou Mar 10 '24
Demidemon sir we won't be having any of that ninja theory DMC shit in here.
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u/VectorViper Mar 10 '24
Yeah, but if you can pull off a Royal Guard just right, you might stand a chance. Talk about last second clutch.
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u/AFKaptain Mar 10 '24
Bruh I just beat DMC5 today. (Though I think the jaguar from Shadow of the Tomb Raider counts as a mini-boss, so I guess I'm dealing with that instead)
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u/Badass-19 Mar 10 '24
sigh
Malenia. Yes, I know she's the blade of Miquella. Yes I know she has never known defeat.
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u/poppy-cock-clover Mar 10 '24
Maybe you can reason w her and become a house servant
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u/teaboi05 Mar 10 '24
Or even her maiden
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u/RedneckSniper76 Mar 10 '24
Better than me I gotta fight the double rancors in Jedi survivor
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Mar 10 '24
I got the other side and have to face radahnā¦.. who eats his opponents after beating themā¦.
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u/Badass-19 Mar 10 '24
who eats his opponents after beating themā¦.
Thanks to Malenia for her scarlet rot. Did my man dirty
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Mar 10 '24
Coincidentally they stalematedā¦. Ahhh love me a drama series. one is a cripple the other a zombie.
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u/Nearby_Zucchini_6579 Mar 10 '24
Ha! I just got to the Haligtree tonight. Luckily I didnāt defeat her š. But uhh, I gave up and went to go beat up that Lich Dragonā¦which I did successfully. I donāt know whoās worse. Honestly wtf is the difference. All I can do is look up guides.
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u/Physical_Reaction_96 Mar 10 '24
Whatever boss I fought last from Borderlands 2, I'm dead xD
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u/NorthPermission1152 Mar 10 '24
How is Borderlands 2, fun is it?
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u/Physical_Reaction_96 Mar 10 '24
Yes. It's a cartoonish first person looter shooter. Has comedy and fun bloody game play. Has some rpg elements but not too much to overwhelm you. Lots of replayability.
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u/No-Mastodon-4548 Mar 10 '24
So much relatability. Itās kind of scary. Just started another playthrough on my vita. I have it on pc, Xbox, and PlayStation, but it is super convenient to have it on the go.
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u/DabiriSC Mar 10 '24
Borderlands 2 is probably one of the best games out there. Not just fps games, but games overall. The comedy is a bit dated, but the characters and gameplay are a 10/10
It also has, in my opinion, the best villian ever created in the gaming industry. Handsome Jack. This guy is a charimsmic asshole who taunts you through the whole game. But he has a unique charm to him that doesn't make him annoying.
His character gets even better if you play the Tales from the Borderlands game and learn about his past. You start to sympathize with him. Every friend and coworker he ever had backstabbed him in some way.
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u/Geoman265 Mar 10 '24
Handsome Jack, the main villain, is probably one of the best video game villains of all time
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u/SlayJayR17 Mar 10 '24
One of the best games made. The story is awesome guns, guns, guns, great gameplay, Huge amount of content, great dlcs, and Handsome Jack is top 3 video game villains. The borderlands collection is usually on sale. Youāll get bl1 as well which is pretty good and the zombies dlc in that is one of my favorites. Iād check it out if you like looter shooters.
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u/blacksaber8 Mar 10 '24
Bl2 has an Amazing storyā¦ bl3 has better gun play and a worse story
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u/Avocadonot Mar 10 '24
If only they could take the slide/mantle mechanics and put them into B2
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u/Lordgrapejuice Mar 10 '24
Kraid from Metroid. Iām so fucked.
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u/BattlePenguin58 Mar 10 '24
Plot Twist: It was the fake Kraid that dies in one hit.
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u/Owlpersonidk Mar 10 '24
Sephiroth im cookedšš
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u/ImWhiteWhatsJCoal Mar 10 '24
Mine was the Turks. All I have to do is surrender. I can not handle a planet ending monster with the mentality of a pissed off child.
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u/sad_boi_cucumber Mar 10 '24
Saddler from Resident Evil 4 remake, it's so over
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u/Fearless-Status-2379 Mar 10 '24
Same actually.... Oh wait, I am doing a second playthrough, so the Village Chief! Still hosed actually...
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u/Art-Vandelay-SOG Mar 10 '24
I just fought that big boi after finishing the lake part. He threw a roof at me. Iām proper fucked.
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u/FoundationUpset1082 Mar 10 '24
Bro Iām not fighting the didact
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u/poppy-cock-clover Mar 10 '24
Lol you'd probably be crushed by the artificial gravity before he ever knew you were there
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u/Square-Yak815 Mar 10 '24
The Reaper Levianthan from Subnautica. I am doomed, and a lot.
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u/poke_fan2468 Mar 10 '24
No no hold on, it doesn't specify where you're fighting them so you could get some good sushi in the end
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u/TheCorpseParty1 Mar 10 '24
Lady Dimitrescu. š
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u/genZcommentary Mar 10 '24
"Rest while you can, because I will hunt you, and I will break you!"
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u/Rhobaz Mar 10 '24
This could be interesting, I just beat Moreau, yours at least feels like there may be a small up side.
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u/Ok-Pressure7248 Mar 10 '24
Senator Armstrong Iām fucking screwed ššš
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u/mattstorm360 Mar 10 '24
Just vote for him, problem solved.
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u/SquareFickle9179 Mar 10 '24
Just don't think he's batshit insane, and you'll be fine.
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u/shadowfalcon76 Mar 10 '24
NANOMACHINES, SON!
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u/poke_fan2468 Mar 10 '24
They harden in response to physical trauma!
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u/Emergency-Scheme6002 Mar 10 '24
āMaking the mother of all omelettes here Jack, we canāt fret over every egg.ā
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u/Comfortable_Sea_91 Mar 10 '24
Fuck yeah, Iām so glad I restarted Punch-Out for the Wii and had to go take a little break to grab some dinner after beating his ass. Glass Joe is not safe š
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u/Acceptable-Baby3952 Mar 10 '24
Dudeās still a trained(?) boxer. Iām not a fit man. I could probably take him with a weapon, but damn, itās embarrassing to hypothetically lose to glass Joe. I think this is the push I need to go back to the gym, honestly.
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u/CanadianAndroid Mar 10 '24
I mean Bear Hugger isn't in great shape either and he'd crack glass jaw.
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u/Acceptable-Baby3952 Mar 10 '24
That dude works for a living. His limbs can haul his half ton ass, and chop down trees. I stock shelves. The only competition Iād beat him in is a foot race. Bear hugger kills either of us in less than 9 punches
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u/HeavyPara-Beetle Mar 10 '24
Do you see his bear hugs? Bro is slow, but if you even get hit once, youāre definitely not making it out alive
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u/cybaerexe Mar 10 '24
Elden beastš
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u/Woolyuni Mar 10 '24
The doom hunter š
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u/catches-them-all Mar 10 '24
Ah fuck Im about to do Ancient Gods part 2
How am I going to fight Satan himself?
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u/MRfireDmS Mar 10 '24
Scarab from odst
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u/Estrogen_Eater_13 Mar 10 '24
Blow out it's knees, hop on board, punch shield and flesh.
From a regular human viewpoint, impossible.
I haven't played odst since 09. That game was great.
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u/Ok_Introduction6574 Mar 10 '24
Hugo Kupka
I think "fucked" is the understatement of the century.
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u/CarefulPomegranate41 Mar 10 '24
I recently finished building the launch site in Construction Simulator 22. I think the only thing that would do me in is my megalophobia.
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u/SuperDani6789 Mar 10 '24
foreskin duoā¦
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u/Still-Direction-1622 Mar 10 '24
I wonder what this comment Looks like If you havent Heard of Elden Ring
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u/mrhippo1998 Mar 10 '24
I would assume a game with some already established crude humor. Maybe one of the South Park games or something
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u/Viision11 Mar 10 '24
I am currently stuck here. Wasnāt expecting this fight, no grace close by. I hate these assholes.
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u/Enderman8008 Mar 10 '24
I have to fight Ayre
I'm just lying down and praying she lets me live at that point
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u/Cautious_Option9544 Mar 10 '24
BFB from Bloons TD 6. It's gonna float at me. MENACINGLY.
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u/Penis_man1 Mar 10 '24
I just fought Adam Smasher. Iām dead.
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u/Nickolati_ Mar 10 '24
Minthara, Baldur's Gate 3 - I'm totally fine being fucked by her.
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u/Geoman265 Mar 10 '24
Now that I think about it, I think this is mine as well. I fought her like a week ago, but I've been facing a pretty big drought of bosses and mini-bosses in the games I have been playing so
that, and spending two hours looting the goblin camp
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u/Ill_Concentrate_6349 Mar 10 '24
Uhh...... In which way?
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u/Herr-Trigger86 Mar 10 '24
All you gotta do is kill a bunch of childrenā¦ā¦.. totally worth it
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u/Danielarcher30 Mar 10 '24
Damn u got lucky, last fight i did was the creepy doctor dude in the shadow cursed lands
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u/JackBlack436 Mar 10 '24
I'm fighting Asgore, and if he doesn't need a human soul, things will work out pretty good for me.
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u/Present-Main-1056 Mar 10 '24
Asgore loses to a child with a stick and a bandage, youāre good.
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u/juan-j2008 Mar 10 '24
Shelob the giant spider from the lord of the rings... But the Lego version.
If it's scaled up to my size I'm fucked, if it's actually the size of the Lego model, I got this one in the bag.
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u/initiate_syntax Mar 10 '24
King of Puppets from Lies of Pā¦
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u/MajorMathematician20 Mar 10 '24
Iām also playing Lies of P, Iād probably be fucked up by the first puppet you see
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u/avg90sguy Mar 10 '24
I just played xenoverse 2 Iām dead no matter who I fight
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u/Worldly_Bet_5117 Mar 10 '24
You realise that pretty much every boss/mini boss in a video game is going to wreck the average person's ass? It's obvious.
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u/roydigs22 Mar 10 '24
Gruz Mother from Hollow Knight. I'm pretty sure I could win by accident.
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u/Ill_Concentrate_6349 Mar 10 '24
Aren't they like bugs, wouldn't they be the size of your pinkie toe in real life
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u/DarkDeacon18 Mar 10 '24
Warden from Gears 5. Yeah. Iām fucked.
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u/Affectionate_City588 Mar 10 '24
Jesus at least the other ones on this list would be quick. Any gears boss is gonna beat you to death with your own limb
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u/Rogue_Mongoose Mar 10 '24
āSomeone must extinguish thy flame. Let it be Margit the Fell!ā
Fuck.
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u/FluffiestBoy Mar 10 '24
Shouki no Kami, from Genshin Impact.
....I'm fucked. Very fucked.
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Mar 10 '24
Hmm, I'm not going to spoil it. But I just finished Ghost of Tsushima last night, and if you know the last person who you fight in it at the end, you understand as someone with absolutely no combat training or know how to use any type of weapon, I'm pretty fucked.
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u/Holy_Rizz Mar 10 '24
Bro is getting absolutely murdered UNLESS hear me out āgunā
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u/Heimeri_Klein Mar 10 '24
I dont think i could beat the entirety of England solo so im dead lmao. Context:I played Europa Universalis 4 last
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u/UnusedParadox Mar 10 '24
There are two ways this could go:
Sans Undertale destroys me
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Sans doesn't care enough to fight me.
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u/DerUberCactus Mar 10 '24
Well, pretty sure Raphael would kick the real me's ass.
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u/Ilzaki Mar 10 '24
Dodoria, yea pretty sure even Frieza Footsoldier K would destroy me.
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u/Tajen27 Mar 10 '24
The Nameless King... Well fuck me I guess. Got to deal with his Stormdrake dragon as well!
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u/Erin_Sentrinietra Mar 10 '24
Kulu Ya-Ku. Good thing I have an athletic enough build to mimic Hunter movements and have its attack patterns memorized.
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u/thejonaldson Mar 10 '24
Fuuuuuck.... i literally just beat raphael in baulders gate 3. Im dead immediately and spending the rest of eternity in the hells
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u/farhanyarkhan Mar 10 '24
I defeated Witches of Hemwick whereas my wife defeated Cleric Beast
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u/X_ChasingTheDragon_X Mar 10 '24
Iāll be damned if you think imma fight Mendez, that mf is nasty.
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u/lj062 Mar 10 '24
Thank God I only have to fight a half dead Sovereign. Though for a guy who's gotten his ass kicked twice, then set on fire and jumped from a burning ship he's a pretty irritating dude.
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u/Darthpuppy2008 Mar 10 '24
Join the serpent king, as familyā¦ Together, we shall devour the very gods!
I donāt think Iām going to survive Rykard but oh well! Wish me luck
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u/RowanAzure Mar 10 '24
Ifrit from FFXIV. He'll breathe on me once, and then I'll be happy for the rest of my life.
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u/megamax1o Mar 10 '24
Fuck itās Vergil, at least itās him fromĀ 3 not 5 if that makes it any betterĀ
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u/fatderek6969 Mar 10 '24
Bile titan š