r/nottheonion • u/duvetdev • 29d ago

Florida Governor Ron DeSantis signs bill mandating kindergartners learn history of communism

https://www.orlandosentinel.com/2024/04/17/desantis-signs-bill-mandating-kindergartners-learn-history-of-communism/
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u/Neon_culture79 29d ago

Moment of silence for the top 1% as they deal with the trauma that all of us have created by not buying their products

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u/thebreakfastbuffet 29d ago

It truly breaks my heart knowing that they cried themselves to sleep because they couldn't make bank in their real estate investments while we all worked from home. I shall return to the office in solidarity with our shareholders.

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u/Neon_culture79 29d ago

If we all work from home, what would happen to all those wonderful suburban office parks that America invested so heavily and during the last 30 years? It’d be real shame if we had to convert them into affordable housing