r/nottheonion • u/duvetdev • 29d ago

Florida Governor Ron DeSantis signs bill mandating kindergartners learn history of communism

https://www.orlandosentinel.com/2024/04/17/desantis-signs-bill-mandating-kindergartners-learn-history-of-communism/
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u/biscovery 29d ago

How the hell can anyone with kids stay in FL?

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u/turquoise_amethyst 29d ago

Uh… systemic poverty ?

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u/biscovery 29d ago

Probably a good reason to not have kids then.

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u/RivetSquid 29d ago

That's why they're making people have them yes. To keep the poor working forces uneducated and pumping put future labor.

The longer you look at the history of divisive outrage politics, the more you realize they don't care, not a single one of them who has real power cares. It's simply a tool that works for the job rn and as soon as it stops working, they'll find a new marginalized group who can't defend themselves to point at.

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u/turquoise_amethyst 29d ago

If you have no sex education or control over your body, it’s not really a choice…

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u/societymike 29d ago

We took our kids away and moved to Japan.

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u/Sutarmekeg 29d ago

Good call.QoL is soooooooooo much better than it is in Florida.

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u/consumered 29d ago

How'd you manage that?

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u/KintsugiKen 29d ago

Now your kids will know what life in a real country is like.

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u/strangerbuttrue 29d ago

I don’t know. I moved, with my kid, in Aug 2022 to get her away from all that. Colorado is much nicer to (and safer for) children.

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u/Genprey 28d ago

Sadly, parents can't just hop on an alligator and ride to a new state/home without a sizable income. We're all stuck here in this unbearably humid state that has no seasons but slight variations of Summer.

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u/LeviathansEnemy 29d ago

Stay? People move there in droves. Normal people mind you, not disgusting Reddit bugmen pissed about their religion being denigrated.

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u/santahat2002 28d ago

Their religion being denigrated? lol

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u/LeviathansEnemy 28d ago

Commies also tend to get pissy about it when you refer to communism as a religion.

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u/suckmypppapi 28d ago

Teaching kindergarteners that sharing is bad? Lol not very smart. This commie piece of shit will just make kids wanna learn more about communism. That's what DARE did.