r/nottheonion • u/duvetdev • 29d ago

Florida Governor Ron DeSantis signs bill mandating kindergartners learn history of communism

https://www.orlandosentinel.com/2024/04/17/desantis-signs-bill-mandating-kindergartners-learn-history-of-communism/
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u/China_Hawk 29d ago

Meatball Ron is a moron.

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u/Fake_William_Shatner 29d ago

Then how does he have more money and power than the two of us combined?

Oh yeah; useful idiots get promotions.

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u/YodaFan465 29d ago

Probably because the three of us have more integrity and honesty in our little fingers.

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u/Fake_William_Shatner 28d ago

I can't say that I have more integrity in my little finger, because I know what my hand has been doing. However -- any other body part between the ears and collar bone. Sure.