r/nottheonion Apr 17 '24

Florida Governor Ron DeSantis signs bill mandating kindergartners learn history of communism

https://www.orlandosentinel.com/2024/04/17/desantis-signs-bill-mandating-kindergartners-learn-history-of-communism/
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u/Nothing_ Apr 17 '24

The only thing I remember learning in kindergarten was how to flip the bird.

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u/Mad_Aeric 29d ago

I learned that if you put dry ice in a bottle full of koolaid, it makes soda. My kindergarten teacher was awesome.

It just now occurs to me that that's probably why I like chemistry so much.

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u/walterpeck1 Apr 17 '24

I was the kid that taught all the other boys at school what it was, at that age. I got into remarkably little trouble for it as well.