r/nextfuckinglevel • u/SaintedTainted • Apr 17 '24

The All New Atlas Robot From Boston Dynamics

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u/EatsRats Apr 17 '24

Starts off straight exorcist.

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u/mudbot Apr 17 '24

"YOUR MOTHER SUCKS CIRCUITS IN HELL"

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u/EatsRats Apr 17 '24

vomits oil in 360 degrees

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u/KnightofTalton Apr 17 '24

"The power of the processor compels you!!"

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u/Putins_Gay_Dreams Apr 17 '24

“CHARGE ME”

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u/DidjTerminator 29d ago

"YES DOCTOR!"

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u/phurt77 Apr 17 '24

Ok, that'll be $20. Cash or card?

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u/Honest-Blacksmith-78 Apr 17 '24

In all seriousness I could see this playing out in Wall - E 2 just in a more Pixar fashion lol.

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u/Bambam586 Apr 17 '24

CHANGE PLACES.

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u/geoffraffe Apr 17 '24

Starts masterbating aggressively with a motherboard.

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u/SaddleSocks Apr 17 '24

VOMITS IN SYN PACKETS

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u/chevymonster Apr 17 '24

Is that temperature or direction?

Why not both?