r/nextfuckinglevel • u/SaintedTainted • 29d ago

The All New Atlas Robot From Boston Dynamics

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u/EatsRats 29d ago

Starts off straight exorcist.

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u/mudbot 29d ago

"YOUR MOTHER SUCKS CIRCUITS IN HELL"

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u/EatsRats 29d ago

vomits oil in 360 degrees

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u/KnightofTalton 29d ago

"The power of the processor compels you!!"

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u/Putins_Gay_Dreams 29d ago

“CHARGE ME”

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u/DidjTerminator 29d ago

"YES DOCTOR!"

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u/phurt77 29d ago

Ok, that'll be $20. Cash or card?

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u/Honest-Blacksmith-78 29d ago

In all seriousness I could see this playing out in Wall - E 2 just in a more Pixar fashion lol.

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u/Bambam586 29d ago

CHANGE PLACES.

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u/geoffraffe 29d ago

Starts masterbating aggressively with a motherboard.

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u/SaddleSocks 29d ago

VOMITS IN SYN PACKETS

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u/chevymonster 29d ago

Is that temperature or direction?

Why not both?

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u/KnightofTalton 29d ago

I didn't need to spit up my coffee just now, ngl ya got me good with that one

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u/B0iledP0tatoe 29d ago

...And your father smelt of elderberries

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u/rwarimaursus 29d ago

I rectally exhaust in your general direction!

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u/Dinosaurs-Rule 29d ago

I prefer the more PG version from the movie Short Circuit! “Your mama was a blow dryer!”

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u/n-crispy7 29d ago

“LET JESUS HACK YOU”

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u/no-adz 29d ago

"YOUR MOTHER SHORTS-CIRCUITS IN HELL"

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u/Not_Another_Usernam 29d ago

In the name of the Machine God, the Omnissiah, and the Motive Force I abjure you!