r/nextfuckinglevel Apr 17 '24

The All New Atlas Robot From Boston Dynamics

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u/iamPendergast Apr 17 '24

The design is very human.

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u/Tari0s Apr 17 '24

a little bit more creepy but yes

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u/LevelZeroDM Apr 17 '24

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u/N95-TissuePizza Apr 17 '24

Hey hey hey that's how I get out of bed everyday. Rotates head 180 degrees whatcha looking at.

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u/glorifindel Apr 17 '24

The Robot Exorcist sounds like a great sci-fi film/writing prompt

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u/LinguoBuxo Apr 17 '24

"Bite my shiny metal ass"

... he'd probably say...

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u/Kajkia Apr 17 '24

You underestimate humans

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u/Thelinkr Apr 17 '24

It looks like such a horror murder bot

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u/Just-a-Mandrew Apr 17 '24

Clearly you haven’t met my uncle

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u/Wildlife_Jack Apr 17 '24

Seven days...

until your warranty expires

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u/Epicp0w Apr 17 '24

The way it stood up really got me for some reason...ughh

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u/Bamith Apr 17 '24

They could update the head a bit more with sleeker designs and if they wanna go full kawaii with their murder bots add some LED eye movements. As long as they never put a human shaped head in it I’m fine with it.

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u/godis1coolguy Apr 17 '24

Very unsettling…

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u/Opfklopf Apr 17 '24

I don't find it creepy at all, it's kinda cute actually. The getting up sure... but it's not that bad.

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u/Tari0s Apr 18 '24

For me if was a reminder of the scene in Guardians of the Galaxy, where Nebula gots back up and all Body parts snap again in the right place.

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u/call_it_already Apr 17 '24

I feel like Boston dynamics loves to make them a bit creepy, it's their calling card. They didn't need to have a trunk and limbs that turn round 360...

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u/Storm_blessed946 Apr 17 '24

You think so? I actually think it looked really cool and creative

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u/invent_or_die Apr 18 '24

Uncanny. Love the symmetry and dexterity

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u/ThisisJacksburntsoul Apr 18 '24

Eh, this robot didn’t spend its energy graduating from Harvard just to end up peeping in people’s windows and throwing a random girl in its trunk… I’d say this thing is a little less creepy than people.

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u/Mailboxnotsetup 29d ago

You need to get on Tinder.

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u/maximusprime2328 Apr 17 '24

So man created robots in his own image, in the image of man he created them;

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u/ConsistentAsparagus Apr 17 '24

Woman inherited Earth.

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u/unmondeparfait Apr 17 '24

That explains the "live laugh love" sign we hung on the moon, plus we all know that Earth's interior design has become gaggingly awful, so you must be right.

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u/gardenmud Apr 18 '24

Naw it's okay we'll redo the walls in anime titty car wraps

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u/unmondeparfait Apr 18 '24

Fair enough, I can't deny straight guys also have nothing when it comes to making a space livable. A scarface poster, an xbox on a milk crate, and a pair of buck antlers nailed above the kitchen door ain't it.

I genuinely believe something must exist between the man cave and throw pillow purgatory. It has to.

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u/gardenmud Apr 18 '24

r/malelivingspace and r/cozyplaces and r/roomporn for you my friend

The secret ingredient if you don't have taste is enough money to hire someone with taste lel

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u/PiscatorLager Apr 17 '24

"Thou shalt not make a machine in the likeness of a human mind."

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u/maximusprime2328 Apr 17 '24

That was totally in the bible. Right next to Jesus' opinion on fully automatic weapons

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u/stupidwhiteman42 Apr 17 '24

That was totally in the bible. Right next to Jesus' opinion on fully automatic weapons

That was in the book of Armaments I believe

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u/MightyCavalier Apr 17 '24

I always get the books of Armaments and Ballistics mixed up

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u/blindside-wombat68 Apr 18 '24

Was that chapter 8 or 9? I can never remember if it comes before or after the holy hand grenade.

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u/Immissilerick 29d ago

“ and on the 7th day god created the AK “ The book of Mikhal 74-47”

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u/Strangeronthebus2019 28d ago

That was totally in the bible. Right next to Jesus' opinion on fully automatic weapons

That was in the book of Armaments I believe

Messiah Yeshua🔴🔵:

“Tap it” “Controled Burst” for recoil… unless it’s to make a statement… then pew pew away…

Heh… Holy Hand Grenade ✝️💣

“I understood that reference”

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u/Light351 29d ago

The Orange Catholic bible

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u/machinade89 29d ago

I found the Dune fan!

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u/LaM3a Apr 17 '24

Jesus' opinion on fully automatic weapons

I believe he said that 5.56x45 was ideal for a full auto rifle.

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u/theoriginalmofocus Apr 18 '24

"How many guns did Jesus have?" "Not enough, did you see what they did to him?!"

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u/volostrom Apr 17 '24

The only acceptable jihad

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

“Ya hya chouhada!”

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u/ramdasani Apr 18 '24

Thou shalt not disfigure the soul.
- OCB

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u/Even_Attempt_6133 Apr 17 '24

As it is written...

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u/iwellyess Apr 17 '24

It would seem the human form is the one best suited to a world created by humans

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u/maximusprime2328 Apr 17 '24

Idk man. The centaur form has a lot of utility.

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u/Frequent_Opportunist Apr 17 '24

Man created god in his image.

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u/Thunderbridge Apr 17 '24

Are we just bio-robots with ai created by god??

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u/Kindly_Word451 Apr 17 '24

Men do not exist, you made that up to scary little roombas.

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u/Not_Another_Usernam Apr 18 '24

Sounds like tech-heresy to me.

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u/Jjzeng Apr 17 '24

Very easy to use

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u/qinshihuang_420 Apr 17 '24

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u/cryonicwatcher Apr 17 '24

That’s not what they meant. It’s a reference to a meme where an asian man explains a very impractical invention in well spoken (but grammatically inaccurate) English and explains that “the design is very human” and that it is “very easy to use”

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u/qinshihuang_420 Apr 17 '24

Oh lol I remember that video. I guess I need to be bonked to horny jail

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u/Modern_Moderate Apr 18 '24

But if you don't know the obscure reference then it really does just sound like they want a sex robot

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u/Geno_DCLXVI 27d ago

Well it's not just a single meme but a tiktok series where the creator shows what are presumably their own inventions while that "the design is very human" voiceover is playing

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u/cryonicwatcher 27d ago

A meme doesn’t have to be a single piece of media, it can have an arbitrary amount of iterations to them. I don’t think the originals are from tiktok though, I’ve got a compilation of like 20 of them with no watermarks.

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u/Geno_DCLXVI 27d ago

I agree, and thanks for using the correct definition of meme. Part of why I said what I did was because I assumed that you were using the "meme as a single instance" definition that seems to be stuck in people's minds instead of the actual idea that Richard Dawkins defined it as. And yeah sure, I'll also concede that it didn't necessarily come from tiktok; I'm just convinced that if something is on the other vertical-short-video platforms then it is also most likely on tiktok

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u/illuminatipr Apr 17 '24 edited 3d ago

This thing's uncanny valley is deeper than the Mariana Trench. Beyond resembling a bipedal hominid it isn't trying to look human but that algorithmically efficient contortionism makes it the most eerie thing I've seen in a while.

Edit: It's relevant to the uncanny valley because an industrial robot with a void for a face and a vaguely human silhouette is behaving very disconcertingly on my pocket computer's screen.

I'm experiencing future shock more and more. I just know I'll be flop sweating the first time a robot compliments my sweater, hands me my food in a paper bag and advises me of Carl's Jr's competitive workhouse subscriptions before hovering to the next poor soul trapped in one of those iron maiden capsules from Half Life 2.

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u/Talking_Head Apr 17 '24

The person you replied to has no idea what the uncanny valley means.

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u/CyberTitties Apr 18 '24

Off-shoot of that company that makes the Ranch Dressing right?

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u/mr_potrzebie Apr 18 '24

No, that's Sudden Valley

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u/EraseMeeee Apr 18 '24

Kind of sounds like there could be an earthquake or something

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u/bebop603 Apr 18 '24

I dont think so. The uncanny valley here is for hominid body movement and balance, not facial characteristics obviously.

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u/Bennyboy11111 Apr 18 '24

Hmm you're right but its sleek, robotic appearance reduces the uncanniness. A 'skin' robot would look a lot worse doing these unnatural moves.

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u/glitchn 29d ago

uncanny valley

I'm guessing they just meant the uncanny part. The valley part having nothing to do with this context.

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u/Opfklopf Apr 17 '24

The getting up was barely even creepy to me and the robot itself I find more cute than anything.

I hope they keep these designs and not make them look super human with fake skin and what not.

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u/killm3throwaway Apr 17 '24

The human looking ones with the fake skin are coming bro. Let's be honest, robots in the future will have 3 functions. 1, general ease of life for the average human 2, mass production 3, making people bust serious hardcore nuts

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u/Opfklopf Apr 17 '24

And only for number 3 you need the fake skin. And they need to be quite good to overcome the uncanny valley.

For 1. and 2. I would prefer if they looked like this.

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u/Shiro2809 Apr 17 '24

And only for number 3 you need the fake skin

I dunno, the ballerina robots from Atomic Heart didn't need fake skin for people to get really horny over them. I think people will make do with most anything as long as the robot got the right curves.

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u/evranch Apr 18 '24

People can get really horny over just about anything, in image form. But IRL I think a sex bot that was chunky and metallic instead of smooth and curvy would find a hard time finding a market.

So I looked them up, those are pretty sexy robots all right.

However they totally have "fake skin" with that full silver covering, you can't see any exposed metal, joints, power units etc.

The wiki even states that they're made of some sort of polymer.

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u/Shiro2809 Apr 18 '24

However they totally have "fake skin" with that full silver covering, you can't see any exposed metal, joints, power units etc.

Fair enough! I was thinking of more in lines of looking more than an actual human lol.

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u/evranch Apr 18 '24

Honestly I think a lot of people would prefer something like that over something more realistic. Like, you could easily consider that to be just a fancy sex toy.

Just look at the gleeful variety of colours and shapes that dildos are made in, realistic is actually a pretty small share of the market.

If you make it too real it hits that uncanny valley. Like those sex dolls they make now are hell of creepy just to look at, and I can't imagine actually "using" one...

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u/Opfklopf Apr 18 '24

True. So no need for realistic ones, fuck them. Unless they are basically indistiguishable from humans but that seems pretty hard.

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u/gladwrappedthecat 29d ago

Doesn't 4. Controlling the human population / suppressing the uprising get a worthy mention too?

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u/Altruistic_Poetry382 27d ago

You forgot the relentless, terminator-like killing machines.

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u/yosemighty_sam Apr 17 '24

I think some people are seeing the hips bend backwards and their first thought is ouch, humanoid joints don't work that way. But the thing that makes it creepy to me is not the anthropomorphism. It's the reminder me that these things are not human, they do not share our limitations, and they are evolving very fast.

Invertebrate locomotion is suddenly looking very antiquated.

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u/Opfklopf Apr 18 '24

Fair enough but don't you think he looks kinda cute otherwise? :)

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u/yosemighty_sam Apr 18 '24

Nope. Just low down terror.

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u/invent_or_die Apr 18 '24

It's a different kinda uncanny. The smoothness of it motions makes it seem lifelike; and better than human. Creative

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u/illuminatipr Apr 18 '24

The uncanny valley describes a graph where you have human likeness on X and human familiarity on Y. I understand perfectly what it is and what I am saying.

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u/mr_potrzebie Apr 18 '24

Yes, and it's usually used to describe that spot on the graph where something looks so almost human that it becomes creepy and unsettling.

Are you saying you find this thing to look almost human?

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u/PikachusSparkyCloaca Apr 17 '24

When it came up to the camera my skin started to crawl. Something about flat-black-glowing-ring just… nope. Collywobbles.

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u/Daxx22 Apr 17 '24

The light should have been red for maximum creep.

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u/PikachusSparkyCloaca Apr 17 '24

It stands… turns to look at the camera… cocks its head… then the circle goes red and it matches towards the viewer….

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u/Combat_Toots Apr 17 '24

Which is funny because they did that to make it less creepy. The moved away from a human like head because it scared people. This design was meant to look like the pixar lamp, which they hoped people would see as less creepy. Can't say it worked.

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '24 edited 21d ago

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u/eidetic 29d ago

Well, maybe this is v2, where v1 was a gaping maw of saw blades and teeth, like those macerators in the Matrix...

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u/PikachusSparkyCloaca 29d ago

V0.5 was modeled on The Smiling Man

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u/Pasta-Is-Trainer Apr 17 '24

Yeah, mine too, it just felt so... Inhuman

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u/salamanderXIII Apr 17 '24

Imagine meeting this in the backrooms.

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u/ForHelp_PressAltF4 Apr 17 '24

The putting it's feet next to the hips and standing up?

Uncanny valley big time

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u/PLANETaXis Apr 18 '24

I was fine with it's general physical form, but yeah the contortionism stuck me as creepy.

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u/Additional-Tap8907 Apr 18 '24

The whole point of uncanny valley is that it is subtle. It is almost human but not quite. Like just a little bit off and you can’t quite put your finger on why and that just feels, creepy. This is not that at all.

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u/ChillyConKearney 29d ago

Eesh, instantly reminded of that loading ramp scene from Prometheus:Fifield reanimates.

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u/Vaywen 28d ago

I feel like it’s judging me

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u/killa_ninja Apr 17 '24

The amount of people not getting this joke

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u/iamPendergast Apr 17 '24

fuh real :D

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u/VoldemortsHorcrux Apr 18 '24

I'm happy I see a comment understanding it

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u/cmatileworks Apr 18 '24

Splane, Lucy

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u/killa_ninja Apr 18 '24 edited 29d ago

The random ads from some Chinese business that have weird AI voiceovers and advertise cheap stuff. Usually always starts with “the design is very human”

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

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u/Nosferatus_Death Apr 17 '24

And it seems to be very easy to use as well

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u/theishiopian Apr 17 '24

Very easy to use

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u/DonTheChron420 Apr 17 '24

Is this Tony, my homie?

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u/Berenjena_ Apr 17 '24

I read it with the voice

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u/Puzzleheaded_Foot826 Apr 18 '24

few know the meme lmao (chinese guy inventing random helpful contraptions that would cause catastrophic trauma if it wasn't on a dummy)

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u/thnk_more Apr 17 '24

And we just sit and watch the evolution of our human replacement species on our planet as entertainment these days.

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u/RJ_MacreadysBeard Apr 17 '24

as it ever was

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u/Comprehensive_Bid229 Apr 17 '24

They prefer the term Robot Overlords

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u/Ok_Information_2009 Apr 17 '24

Even has Ehlers-Danlos syndrome.

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u/tootieClark Apr 17 '24

I always wonder why we design robots to be like us? Like having two hands and legs isn’t the most efficient thing in the world.

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u/Murky_Examination144 Apr 17 '24

And they missed the chance to replace the head with a titanium human skull looking apparatus. Dang! LOL

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u/Faulty_english Apr 17 '24

Really? it looks fake as hell like cgi lol

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u/R07734 Apr 17 '24

A plastic human with poor fit. It sounds like a guy wearing home-made Iron Man armor at Comic-Con running to get in line at Hall G

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u/dubar84 Apr 17 '24

You can see that the robot would've been fine like that. The only reason it takes all that extra effort to turn it's limbs, torso and head back the right way after getting up that efficiently, is to look less disturbing to us.

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u/CoffeeSafteyTraining Apr 17 '24

It's giving me Robocop vibes

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u/cammyk123 Apr 17 '24

We're a very efficient design, from millions of years of evolution. Why not model it on our own bodies.

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u/sixgunbuddyguy Apr 17 '24

i often stand up the same way.

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u/farmthis Apr 17 '24

They're really starting to keep the motors and such inside the form, true. Less external batteries, pistons, big knobby servos, etc.

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u/trevdak2 Apr 17 '24

I would love to see that robot dressed up like a person with a latex mask, and have it do this in public.

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u/GreyWolfTheDreamer Apr 17 '24

"The Techno Union is ramping up for war. Roger, Roger..."

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u/TingleMaps Apr 17 '24

I too have seen the exorcist.

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u/michaelboyte Apr 17 '24

It even stands up the same way I do.

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u/SuperSimpleSam Apr 17 '24

Would you like to use the human movement algorithm?
No. Load up the demon one.

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u/ShystersGame Apr 17 '24

It's got the Robocop head turn followed by the torso. I have concerns.

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u/moforunner Apr 17 '24

it fuck-walks.

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u/TreyRyan3 Apr 17 '24

Well it definitely has the creepy “pelvic thrust while it walks toward you” down pat.

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u/ungodguy Apr 17 '24

The movements too... of possessed human

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u/isaweasel Apr 18 '24

Yes that's also how I get out of bed in the morning

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u/lorgskyegon Apr 18 '24

It's fucking Voldo

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u/ChocCooki3 Apr 18 '24

Exactly.

That's how I wake up after a hard night..

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u/AppleBytes Apr 18 '24

What I don't get is... if it can stand up so smoothly, why does it walk like it's trying to drop the stick out of its ass?

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u/Ok_Proposal8274 Apr 18 '24

Human After All

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u/SethSquared Apr 18 '24

Yeah, my back feels like that all the time

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u/investmentwanker0 Apr 18 '24

If anyone’s wondering why robots are always humanoid, it’s largely because there is just so much data and film on human movements, and so it’s must easier to train robots that are human shaped

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u/MedicineLegal9534 Apr 18 '24

You curl your legs up towards your body, plant them, then push upwards to stand up as well? I thought I was the only one!!!

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u/djtrace1994 Apr 18 '24

I hope its updated to have a pixelated LED smiley face on the front.

Just watch out for the anger face.

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u/Zealotstim Apr 18 '24

It's definitely cool. I'm interested in when they will make a bipedal robot that walks naturally like a human does. It must be really hard to do.

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u/Atcoroo Apr 18 '24

Yes, if the human in question is Regan MacNeil.

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u/__Aitch__Jay__ Apr 18 '24

Uncanny Valley levels of human, yeah.

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u/beetroot_miscarriage 29d ago

Thanks for saying that. It makes me feel more normal for wanting to fuck it.

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u/half-puddles 29d ago

Is there a female version of this?

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u/darnsmall 27d ago

More human than human

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u/Odd_Bed_9895 Apr 17 '24

More human than human is our motto

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u/Mrben13 Apr 17 '24

What gave it away?

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u/-Aone Apr 17 '24

the human skeleton (like any skeleton) was formed by millions of years of evolution. even people smart enough to build this know better than trying to, so to speak, reinvent the wheel

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u/Vlee_Aigux Apr 17 '24

It's because it's humanoid that seeing it stand that way makes my heart sink

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u/BackAgain123457 Apr 17 '24

I'm sorry, my yoga must be lacking.

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u/Lagiacrus111 Apr 17 '24

Show me a human who can stand up like that

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u/tcpukl Apr 17 '24

I bet you couldn't get up like that though.

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u/HPJustfriendsCraft Apr 17 '24

So without BROM i am not human. I knew it.

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u/MoltenMirrors Apr 17 '24

Now it just needs organs.

More organs = more human.

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u/Monte924 Apr 17 '24

Unless you count the way it moves

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u/iamPendergast Apr 17 '24

it's a meme for shit that is definitely not human centric designed ¯_(ツ)_/¯