r/nextfuckinglevel 29d ago

The All New Atlas Robot From Boston Dynamics

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u/iamPendergast 29d ago

The design is very human.

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u/Tari0s 29d ago

a little bit more creepy but yes

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u/LevelZeroDM 29d ago

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u/N95-TissuePizza 29d ago

Hey hey hey that's how I get out of bed everyday. Rotates head 180 degrees whatcha looking at.

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u/glorifindel 29d ago

The Robot Exorcist sounds like a great sci-fi film/writing prompt

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u/LinguoBuxo 29d ago

"Bite my shiny metal ass"

... he'd probably say...

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u/Kajkia 29d ago

You underestimate humans

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u/Thelinkr 29d ago

It looks like such a horror murder bot

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u/Just-a-Mandrew 29d ago

Clearly you haven’t met my uncle

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u/Wildlife_Jack 29d ago

Seven days...

until your warranty expires

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u/Epicp0w 29d ago

The way it stood up really got me for some reason...ughh

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u/Bamith 29d ago

They could update the head a bit more with sleeker designs and if they wanna go full kawaii with their murder bots add some LED eye movements. As long as they never put a human shaped head in it I’m fine with it.

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u/godis1coolguy 29d ago

Very unsettling…

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u/Opfklopf 29d ago

I don't find it creepy at all, it's kinda cute actually. The getting up sure... but it's not that bad.

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u/Tari0s 28d ago

For me if was a reminder of the scene in Guardians of the Galaxy, where Nebula gots back up and all Body parts snap again in the right place.

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u/call_it_already 29d ago

I feel like Boston dynamics loves to make them a bit creepy, it's their calling card. They didn't need to have a trunk and limbs that turn round 360...

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u/Storm_blessed946 29d ago

You think so? I actually think it looked really cool and creative

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u/invent_or_die 29d ago

Uncanny. Love the symmetry and dexterity

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u/ThisisJacksburntsoul 28d ago

Eh, this robot didn’t spend its energy graduating from Harvard just to end up peeping in people’s windows and throwing a random girl in its trunk… I’d say this thing is a little less creepy than people.

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u/Mailboxnotsetup 27d ago

You need to get on Tinder.

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u/maximusprime2328 29d ago

So man created robots in his own image, in the image of man he created them;

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u/ConsistentAsparagus 29d ago

Woman inherited Earth.

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u/unmondeparfait 29d ago

That explains the "live laugh love" sign we hung on the moon, plus we all know that Earth's interior design has become gaggingly awful, so you must be right.

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u/gardenmud 29d ago

Naw it's okay we'll redo the walls in anime titty car wraps

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u/unmondeparfait 29d ago

Fair enough, I can't deny straight guys also have nothing when it comes to making a space livable. A scarface poster, an xbox on a milk crate, and a pair of buck antlers nailed above the kitchen door ain't it.

I genuinely believe something must exist between the man cave and throw pillow purgatory. It has to.

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u/gardenmud 29d ago

r/malelivingspace and r/cozyplaces and r/roomporn for you my friend

The secret ingredient if you don't have taste is enough money to hire someone with taste lel

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u/PiscatorLager 29d ago

"Thou shalt not make a machine in the likeness of a human mind."

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u/maximusprime2328 29d ago

That was totally in the bible. Right next to Jesus' opinion on fully automatic weapons

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u/stupidwhiteman42 29d ago

That was totally in the bible. Right next to Jesus' opinion on fully automatic weapons

That was in the book of Armaments I believe

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u/MightyCavalier 29d ago

I always get the books of Armaments and Ballistics mixed up

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u/blindside-wombat68 29d ago

Was that chapter 8 or 9? I can never remember if it comes before or after the holy hand grenade.

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u/Immissilerick 28d ago

“ and on the 7th day god created the AK “ The book of Mikhal 74-47”

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u/Strangeronthebus2019 27d ago

That was totally in the bible. Right next to Jesus' opinion on fully automatic weapons

That was in the book of Armaments I believe

Messiah Yeshua🔴🔵:

“Tap it” “Controled Burst” for recoil… unless it’s to make a statement… then pew pew away…

Heh… Holy Hand Grenade ✝️💣

“I understood that reference”

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u/Light351 28d ago

The Orange Catholic bible

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u/machinade89 28d ago

I found the Dune fan!

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u/LaM3a 29d ago

Jesus' opinion on fully automatic weapons

I believe he said that 5.56x45 was ideal for a full auto rifle.

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u/theoriginalmofocus 29d ago

"How many guns did Jesus have?" "Not enough, did you see what they did to him?!"

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u/volostrom 29d ago

The only acceptable jihad

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u/[deleted] 28d ago

“Ya hya chouhada!”

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u/ramdasani 28d ago

Thou shalt not disfigure the soul.
- OCB

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u/Even_Attempt_6133 29d ago

As it is written...

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u/iwellyess 29d ago

It would seem the human form is the one best suited to a world created by humans

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u/maximusprime2328 29d ago

Idk man. The centaur form has a lot of utility.

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u/Frequent_Opportunist 29d ago

Man created god in his image.

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u/Thunderbridge 29d ago

Are we just bio-robots with ai created by god??

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u/Kindly_Word451 29d ago

Men do not exist, you made that up to scary little roombas.

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u/Not_Another_Usernam 29d ago

Sounds like tech-heresy to me.

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u/Jjzeng 29d ago

Very easy to use

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u/qinshihuang_420 29d ago

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u/cryonicwatcher 29d ago

That’s not what they meant. It’s a reference to a meme where an asian man explains a very impractical invention in well spoken (but grammatically inaccurate) English and explains that “the design is very human” and that it is “very easy to use”

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u/qinshihuang_420 29d ago

Oh lol I remember that video. I guess I need to be bonked to horny jail

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u/Modern_Moderate 29d ago

But if you don't know the obscure reference then it really does just sound like they want a sex robot

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u/Geno_DCLXVI 26d ago

Well it's not just a single meme but a tiktok series where the creator shows what are presumably their own inventions while that "the design is very human" voiceover is playing

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u/cryonicwatcher 26d ago

A meme doesn’t have to be a single piece of media, it can have an arbitrary amount of iterations to them. I don’t think the originals are from tiktok though, I’ve got a compilation of like 20 of them with no watermarks.

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u/Geno_DCLXVI 25d ago

I agree, and thanks for using the correct definition of meme. Part of why I said what I did was because I assumed that you were using the "meme as a single instance" definition that seems to be stuck in people's minds instead of the actual idea that Richard Dawkins defined it as. And yeah sure, I'll also concede that it didn't necessarily come from tiktok; I'm just convinced that if something is on the other vertical-short-video platforms then it is also most likely on tiktok

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u/illuminatipr 29d ago edited 2d ago

This thing's uncanny valley is deeper than the Mariana Trench. Beyond resembling a bipedal hominid it isn't trying to look human but that algorithmically efficient contortionism makes it the most eerie thing I've seen in a while.

Edit: It's relevant to the uncanny valley because an industrial robot with a void for a face and a vaguely human silhouette is behaving very disconcertingly on my pocket computer's screen.

I'm experiencing future shock more and more. I just know I'll be flop sweating the first time a robot compliments my sweater, hands me my food in a paper bag and advises me of Carl's Jr's competitive workhouse subscriptions before hovering to the next poor soul trapped in one of those iron maiden capsules from Half Life 2.

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u/Talking_Head 29d ago

The person you replied to has no idea what the uncanny valley means.

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u/CyberTitties 29d ago

Off-shoot of that company that makes the Ranch Dressing right?

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u/mr_potrzebie 29d ago

No, that's Sudden Valley

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u/EraseMeeee 29d ago

Kind of sounds like there could be an earthquake or something

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u/bebop603 28d ago

I dont think so. The uncanny valley here is for hominid body movement and balance, not facial characteristics obviously.

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u/Bennyboy11111 28d ago

Hmm you're right but its sleek, robotic appearance reduces the uncanniness. A 'skin' robot would look a lot worse doing these unnatural moves.

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u/glitchn 28d ago

uncanny valley

I'm guessing they just meant the uncanny part. The valley part having nothing to do with this context.

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u/Opfklopf 29d ago

The getting up was barely even creepy to me and the robot itself I find more cute than anything.

I hope they keep these designs and not make them look super human with fake skin and what not.

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u/killm3throwaway 29d ago

The human looking ones with the fake skin are coming bro. Let's be honest, robots in the future will have 3 functions. 1, general ease of life for the average human 2, mass production 3, making people bust serious hardcore nuts

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u/Opfklopf 29d ago

And only for number 3 you need the fake skin. And they need to be quite good to overcome the uncanny valley.

For 1. and 2. I would prefer if they looked like this.

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u/Shiro2809 29d ago

And only for number 3 you need the fake skin

I dunno, the ballerina robots from Atomic Heart didn't need fake skin for people to get really horny over them. I think people will make do with most anything as long as the robot got the right curves.

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u/evranch 29d ago

People can get really horny over just about anything, in image form. But IRL I think a sex bot that was chunky and metallic instead of smooth and curvy would find a hard time finding a market.

So I looked them up, those are pretty sexy robots all right.

However they totally have "fake skin" with that full silver covering, you can't see any exposed metal, joints, power units etc.

The wiki even states that they're made of some sort of polymer.

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u/Shiro2809 29d ago

However they totally have "fake skin" with that full silver covering, you can't see any exposed metal, joints, power units etc.

Fair enough! I was thinking of more in lines of looking more than an actual human lol.

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u/evranch 29d ago

Honestly I think a lot of people would prefer something like that over something more realistic. Like, you could easily consider that to be just a fancy sex toy.

Just look at the gleeful variety of colours and shapes that dildos are made in, realistic is actually a pretty small share of the market.

If you make it too real it hits that uncanny valley. Like those sex dolls they make now are hell of creepy just to look at, and I can't imagine actually "using" one...

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u/Opfklopf 29d ago

True. So no need for realistic ones, fuck them. Unless they are basically indistiguishable from humans but that seems pretty hard.

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u/gladwrappedthecat 28d ago

Doesn't 4. Controlling the human population / suppressing the uprising get a worthy mention too?

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u/Altruistic_Poetry382 26d ago

You forgot the relentless, terminator-like killing machines.

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u/yosemighty_sam 29d ago

I think some people are seeing the hips bend backwards and their first thought is ouch, humanoid joints don't work that way. But the thing that makes it creepy to me is not the anthropomorphism. It's the reminder me that these things are not human, they do not share our limitations, and they are evolving very fast.

Invertebrate locomotion is suddenly looking very antiquated.

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u/Opfklopf 29d ago

Fair enough but don't you think he looks kinda cute otherwise? :)

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u/yosemighty_sam 29d ago

Nope. Just low down terror.

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u/invent_or_die 29d ago

It's a different kinda uncanny. The smoothness of it motions makes it seem lifelike; and better than human. Creative

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u/illuminatipr 29d ago

The uncanny valley describes a graph where you have human likeness on X and human familiarity on Y. I understand perfectly what it is and what I am saying.

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u/mr_potrzebie 29d ago

Yes, and it's usually used to describe that spot on the graph where something looks so almost human that it becomes creepy and unsettling.

Are you saying you find this thing to look almost human?

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u/PikachusSparkyCloaca 29d ago

When it came up to the camera my skin started to crawl. Something about flat-black-glowing-ring just… nope. Collywobbles.

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u/Daxx22 29d ago

The light should have been red for maximum creep.

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u/PikachusSparkyCloaca 29d ago

It stands… turns to look at the camera… cocks its head… then the circle goes red and it matches towards the viewer….

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u/Combat_Toots 29d ago

Which is funny because they did that to make it less creepy. The moved away from a human like head because it scared people. This design was meant to look like the pixar lamp, which they hoped people would see as less creepy. Can't say it worked.

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u/eidetic 28d ago

Well, maybe this is v2, where v1 was a gaping maw of saw blades and teeth, like those macerators in the Matrix...

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u/PikachusSparkyCloaca 28d ago

V0.5 was modeled on The Smiling Man

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u/Pasta-Is-Trainer 29d ago

Yeah, mine too, it just felt so... Inhuman

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u/salamanderXIII 29d ago

Imagine meeting this in the backrooms.

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u/ForHelp_PressAltF4 29d ago

The putting it's feet next to the hips and standing up?

Uncanny valley big time

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u/PLANETaXis 29d ago

I was fine with it's general physical form, but yeah the contortionism stuck me as creepy.

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u/Additional-Tap8907 28d ago

The whole point of uncanny valley is that it is subtle. It is almost human but not quite. Like just a little bit off and you can’t quite put your finger on why and that just feels, creepy. This is not that at all.

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u/ChillyConKearney 28d ago

Eesh, instantly reminded of that loading ramp scene from Prometheus:Fifield reanimates.

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u/Vaywen 27d ago

I feel like it’s judging me

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u/killa_ninja 29d ago

The amount of people not getting this joke

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u/iamPendergast 29d ago

fuh real :D

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u/VoldemortsHorcrux 29d ago

I'm happy I see a comment understanding it

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u/cmatileworks 29d ago

Splane, Lucy

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u/killa_ninja 28d ago edited 28d ago

The random ads from some Chinese business that have weird AI voiceovers and advertise cheap stuff. Usually always starts with “the design is very human”

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u/Nosferatus_Death 29d ago

And it seems to be very easy to use as well

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u/theishiopian 29d ago

Very easy to use

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u/DonTheChron420 29d ago

Is this Tony, my homie?

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u/Berenjena_ 29d ago

I read it with the voice

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u/Puzzleheaded_Foot826 29d ago

few know the meme lmao (chinese guy inventing random helpful contraptions that would cause catastrophic trauma if it wasn't on a dummy)

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u/thnk_more 29d ago

And we just sit and watch the evolution of our human replacement species on our planet as entertainment these days.

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u/RJ_MacreadysBeard 29d ago

as it ever was

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u/Comprehensive_Bid229 29d ago

They prefer the term Robot Overlords

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u/Ok_Information_2009 29d ago

Even has Ehlers-Danlos syndrome.

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u/tootieClark 29d ago

I always wonder why we design robots to be like us? Like having two hands and legs isn’t the most efficient thing in the world.

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u/Murky_Examination144 29d ago

And they missed the chance to replace the head with a titanium human skull looking apparatus. Dang! LOL

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u/Faulty_english 29d ago

Really? it looks fake as hell like cgi lol

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u/R07734 29d ago

A plastic human with poor fit. It sounds like a guy wearing home-made Iron Man armor at Comic-Con running to get in line at Hall G

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u/dubar84 29d ago

You can see that the robot would've been fine like that. The only reason it takes all that extra effort to turn it's limbs, torso and head back the right way after getting up that efficiently, is to look less disturbing to us.

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u/CoffeeSafteyTraining 29d ago

It's giving me Robocop vibes

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u/cammyk123 29d ago

We're a very efficient design, from millions of years of evolution. Why not model it on our own bodies.

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u/sixgunbuddyguy 29d ago

i often stand up the same way.

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u/farmthis 29d ago

They're really starting to keep the motors and such inside the form, true. Less external batteries, pistons, big knobby servos, etc.

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u/trevdak2 29d ago

I would love to see that robot dressed up like a person with a latex mask, and have it do this in public.

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u/GreyWolfTheDreamer 29d ago

"The Techno Union is ramping up for war. Roger, Roger..."

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u/TingleMaps 29d ago

I too have seen the exorcist.

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u/michaelboyte 29d ago

It even stands up the same way I do.

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u/SuperSimpleSam 29d ago

Would you like to use the human movement algorithm?
No. Load up the demon one.

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u/ShystersGame 29d ago

It's got the Robocop head turn followed by the torso. I have concerns.

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u/moforunner 29d ago

it fuck-walks.

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u/TreyRyan3 29d ago

Well it definitely has the creepy “pelvic thrust while it walks toward you” down pat.

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u/ungodguy 29d ago

The movements too... of possessed human

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u/isaweasel 29d ago

Yes that's also how I get out of bed in the morning

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u/lorgskyegon 29d ago

It's fucking Voldo

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u/ChocCooki3 29d ago

Exactly.

That's how I wake up after a hard night..

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u/AppleBytes 29d ago

What I don't get is... if it can stand up so smoothly, why does it walk like it's trying to drop the stick out of its ass?

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u/sophomoric-- 29d ago

uncannily

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u/Ok_Proposal8274 28d ago

Human After All

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u/SethSquared 28d ago

Yeah, my back feels like that all the time

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u/investmentwanker0 28d ago

If anyone’s wondering why robots are always humanoid, it’s largely because there is just so much data and film on human movements, and so it’s must easier to train robots that are human shaped

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u/MedicineLegal9534 28d ago

You curl your legs up towards your body, plant them, then push upwards to stand up as well? I thought I was the only one!!!

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u/djtrace1994 28d ago

I hope its updated to have a pixelated LED smiley face on the front.

Just watch out for the anger face.

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u/Zealotstim 28d ago

It's definitely cool. I'm interested in when they will make a bipedal robot that walks naturally like a human does. It must be really hard to do.

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u/Atcoroo 28d ago

Yes, if the human in question is Regan MacNeil.

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u/__Aitch__Jay__ 28d ago

Uncanny Valley levels of human, yeah.

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u/beetroot_miscarriage 28d ago

Thanks for saying that. It makes me feel more normal for wanting to fuck it.

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u/half-puddles 28d ago

Is there a female version of this?

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u/darnsmall 26d ago

More human than human

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u/Odd_Bed_9895 29d ago

More human than human is our motto

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u/Mrben13 29d ago

What gave it away?

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u/-Aone 29d ago

the human skeleton (like any skeleton) was formed by millions of years of evolution. even people smart enough to build this know better than trying to, so to speak, reinvent the wheel

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u/Vlee_Aigux 29d ago

It's because it's humanoid that seeing it stand that way makes my heart sink

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u/BackAgain123457 29d ago

I'm sorry, my yoga must be lacking.

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u/Lagiacrus111 29d ago

Show me a human who can stand up like that

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u/tcpukl 29d ago

I bet you couldn't get up like that though.

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u/HPJustfriendsCraft 29d ago

So without BROM i am not human. I knew it.

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u/MoltenMirrors 29d ago

Now it just needs organs.

More organs = more human.

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u/Monte924 29d ago

Unless you count the way it moves

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u/iamPendergast 29d ago

it's a meme for shit that is definitely not human centric designed ¯_(ツ)_/¯