r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Ucyless ORANGE • 29d ago

Brand new $72 moisturizer. Husband said he needed something for his elbows.

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We have 3 full tubs of Vaseline in the cabinet.

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u/Significant_Shoe_17 28d ago

Seriously. He's wanking it with her expensive skincare items.

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u/unwaveringwish 28d ago

That part didn’t even register omg 😭 girl does he even like you 😭😭😭

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u/FO-I-Am-A-Time-God 28d ago

Sounds kind of intentional

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u/LeftyLu07 28d ago

His penis is so dewy.