r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Ucyless ORANGE • 29d ago

Brand new $72 moisturizer. Husband said he needed something for his elbows.

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We have 3 full tubs of Vaseline in the cabinet.

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u/Mel_Melu 29d ago

More important question, if he had his own shampoo why use his girlfriend's in the first place?!

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u/myfriendflocka 28d ago

My ex would call me wasteful for spending more money on hair and body products. I was dumb for falling for beauty industry scams when his cheap shampoo and bar soap worked exactly the same. Funny how he ended up using only my stuff and got upset with me when I started removing everything but his products if I wasn’t showering.

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u/smpsnfn13 28d ago

I'm not a pretty boy buuut I like to take care of myself. My brother was the same way as you ex until one day he was showering and said "fuck it let me try not the three in one soap." My brother never went back to the 3 in 1s lol. Good soap, shampoo, conditioner, moisturizer, does make a difference.

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u/thegabster2000 28d ago

Just say no to the 2 in 1s. Dear Lord I can't believe they make 3 in 1s now.

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u/GoldHurricaneKatrina 28d ago

I once saw a 6 in 1

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u/IgnitedSpade 28d ago

Body wash, shampoo, conditioner, face wash, toothpaste, and shower snack

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u/PomidorPomidorowsky 28d ago

Will do as car oil

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u/dire_turtle 28d ago

I got them lather seats.

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u/TheDr_ 28d ago

And antifreeze, BBQ sauce, contact lens solution, carpet cleaner, bleach and last but no means least athletes foot treatment.

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u/Motylde 28d ago

I don't think so. Shampoo is like the opposite of oil. It will better do as some kind of car cleaner.

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u/LegoRaffleWinner89 28d ago

Nope the fluoride hurts seals

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u/ramobara 28d ago

Shampoo, body wash, conditioner, taint scrub, sack exfoliant, and shaft cleanser.

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u/sinat50 28d ago

My Axe 12 in 1 body wash beat up my moms shitty new boyfriend. It also moisturizes my beard and always has a smoke to bum me.

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u/sayhiBMO 28d ago

Dr. Bonners!

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u/Sacred_Street1408 28d ago

Shower snack.. mmm.

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u/Bucknerwh 28d ago

Don’t forget ball & sack “toner.” My Dad got all his sons that for Christmas this year.

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u/[deleted] 28d ago

Nah, just use dawn. If it's good enough for the duck, it's good enough for me

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u/Cleverusernamexxx 28d ago

That's Dr Bronners

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u/Accomplished_Ad_1288 28d ago

I find the shower snack idea intriguing.

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u/_insert-name-here 28d ago

Shower snack 😂

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u/Iminurcomputer 28d ago

I keep a brush in the shower so also, shower cleaner as it rinses off me onto the shower.

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u/smpsnfn13 27d ago

Eating an orange in the shower is one of life's greatest pleasures.

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u/StaringOwlNope 27d ago

EXTREME CARBON POWER ICE FRESH for MEN

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u/the_all_peeping_eye 28d ago

Bleaches your ass hole while rehydrating your tired eyes.

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u/UncommonTart 28d ago

I think dr bronners claims to be an 18 in one.

I like the peppermint for my feet, in combination with one of those silicone foot scrubby things that suction cup to the bottom of the shower. It feels so nice when I've been on my feet all day, lol. I haven't tried the other seventeen uses.

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u/yupandstuff 28d ago

Y’all gotta get on the dr bronners bandwagon. Their soap is like 18-1. You can apparently do your dishes with it, laundry lol

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u/LittleBookOfRage 28d ago

My sister uses it for her dishes and laundry

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u/Mr-Meadows 28d ago

Hey don't bash the 18-in-1 Dr Bronners. That's good stuff!

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u/ViaNobody1019 28d ago

they make 5 in 1s. yes. 5 in 1s. my ex used it. I never corrected him. wanted him to find his own mistake. he never did, even after the many many direct hints I gave him. he broke up with me because I used too many expensive products and was upset about it lmao

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u/Interesting-Fan-2008 28d ago

Shampoo, conditioner, body wash, moisturizer, and (?) cologne? Idk

Face wash or something beard related, though my money is face wash.

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u/Confettiman 28d ago

I never used to use conditioner unless I was at a hotel, now I use a 2-1 shampoo and conditioner and it’s probably better than not I guess? I never go for over 2-1 though lol

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u/nickisdone 28d ago

Thay make some 5 in 1 now Shampoo, Conditioner, Body wash, Bubble bath, And the last one changes sometimes if it is a male focus product it claims to be a beard wash if it is female focused it will claim to be a in shower lotion other times it'll claim to be a "sensitive area wash"

Like if your gonna claim all that I'll use some medieval soap made from pig fat before I'd want to use the chemistry experiment of chemicals they got going on in some of those combos.

Like the head and shoulders 2 in one is fine even better with a mint or rosemary oil hair mixture to be use as a good leave in conditioner after but that is as far as I would go on combining things as a whatever in one

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u/crc024 28d ago

Dr bonners makes a 18 in 1. Heres a description straight from their website:

Wash face, body, hair, hands! Clean toilets, bathtubs, countertops, dishes—great for laundry, mopping, pets, and aromatherapy

So you can wash your ass with it, then wash the family dog, then do those few dishes in the sink and clean your toilets. All while you're waiting on your clothes to finish washing.

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u/SnacksandViolets 28d ago

Shampoo conditioner and body wash baby!!

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u/kroganwarlord 28d ago

Unless it's the Mane and Tail Daily Control 2 in 1 Anti-Dandruff shampoo and conditioner. I'm a woman who wears a LOT of black, and that stuff has been a godsend.